Quotes and Card Flavor Texts from Hearthstone

The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!

Knowledge is power and I know a lot.

She doesn't drop character until after the DVD commentary.

Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for "Warchief of the Horde" to include his picture.

Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: "Your mother was a hamster."

Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. One side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!

If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

Time to write some flavor text.

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.

"Please, I need these greens to disenchant them." - Every Enchanter Ever

The Kirin Tor will tell you that mastering the magical arts is like learning the rules of a game. Fools. True power is taken by those brave enough to break boundaries. I am Medivh, the Last Guardian. If magic is a game, then it is one I play to win.

Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.

Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.

Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins.

Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.

This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.

A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.

It's always Huffer. Blizzard aren't even denying it.

Does he sling spells or do his spells linger?

I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday.

Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues?

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'Thun?" - Reno Jackson

It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

I hope you didn't disenchant your Shadow Word: Horror!

I wouldn’t say I LOVE knives, but I’m definitely a fan.

She's actually a male tauren. People don’t call him 'Master of Disguise' for nothing.

Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.

Or if you’re too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!!" at them.

2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings.

Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy.

It has double the Attack. 'Go on' And double the Health. 'Yes??' And its trigger has twice the effect. 'WHAT???' And it costs… Five times more.

Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.

Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me.

Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn.

Vol'jin is a shadow hunter, which is like a shadow priest except more voodoo.

The eyes of the Earth Mother are upon us.