Quotes and Card Flavor Texts from Hearthstone

Hearthstone, originally Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft, is a free-to-play online collectible card video game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Having been released worldwide on March 11, 2014, Hearthstone builds upon the existing lore of the Warcraft series by using the same elements, characters, and relics.

Quotes and Card Flavor Texts from Hearthstone

This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.

Hearthstone, by Icehowl
 
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A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.

Hearthstone, by Elise Starseeker
 
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It's always Huffer. Blizzard aren't even denying it.

Hearthstone, by Polymorph: Boar
 
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Does he sling spells or do his spells linger?

Hearthstone, by Spellslinger
 
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Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: 'Your mother was a hamster.'

Hearthstone, by Twilight Geomancer
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I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday.

Hearthstone, by Cruel Taskmaster
 
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Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for 'Warchief of the Horde' to include his picture.

Hearthstone, by Rend Blackhand
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'Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'thun?' - Reno Jackson

Hearthstone, by Blackguard
 
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Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. One side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!

PowerHearthstone - Knights of the Frozen Throne, by Jaina Proudmoore
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It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Hearthstone, by Skulking Geist
 
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I hope you didn't disenchant your Shadow Word: Horror!

Hearthstone, by Pint-Size Potion
 
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I wouldn’t say I LOVE knives, but I’m definitely a fan.

Hearthstone, by Fan of Knives
 
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She's actually a male tauren. People don’t call him 'Master of Disguise' for nothing.

Hearthstone, by Master of Disguise
 
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Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.

Hearthstone, by Twisted Worgen
 
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Or if you’re too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Hearthstone, by Stand Against Darkness
 
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The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

Hearthstone, by Obsidian Statue
 
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Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling 'Innervate me!!' at them.

Hearthstone, by Innervate
 
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2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings.

Hearthstone, by Living Roots
 
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Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy.

Hearthstone, by Jade Blossom
 
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It has double the Attack. 'Go on' And double the Health. 'Yes??' And its trigger has twice the effect. 'WHAT???' And it costs… Five times more.

Hearthstone, by Red Mana Wyrm
 
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Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.

Hearthstone, by Lorewalker Cho
 
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Knowledge is power and I know a lot.

Hearthstone, by Dalaran Aspirant
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The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!

Hearthstone - Halloween Tavern Brawl 2017, by Headless Horseman
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