Quotes and Card Flavor Texts from Hearthstone

The sky is dark, the fire burns, you drive in vain as fate's wheel turns!

Headless Horseman in Hearthstone - Halloween Tavern Brawl 2017

Dalaran Aspirant

She doesn't drop character until after the DVD commentary.

Maestra of the Masquerade in Hearthstone - United in Stormwind

Rend believes he is the True Warchief of the Horde and he keeps editing the wikipedia page for "Warchief of the Horde" to include his picture.

Rend Blackhand in Hearthstone - Blackrock Mountain

Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: "Your mother was a hamster."

Twilight Geomancer

Always remember that power is a double-edged blade. One side light, the other dark. It calls to you when you are most desperate. When victory seems worth any sacrifice. There is a price to be paid for such a gift. And many eagerly accept the bargain. The righteous and the meek may recoil at its cost... But they have no vision! Power alone is not to be feared. Fear instead those who wield it!

Jaina Proudmoore in Hearthstone - Knights of the Frozen Throne

Power

If you think the party's great now, just wait 'til he invites the orcs over!

Medivh in Hearthstone - One Night in Karazhan

Time to write some flavor text.

Nozdormu

Alexstrasza the Life-Binder brings life and hope to everyone. Except Deathwing. And Malygos. And Nekros.

Alexstrasza

Deathwing

Wrathion, son of Deathwing, is a dragon. Why isn't he tagged as a dragon, you ask? WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO BLOW HIS COVER??

Wrathion in Hearthstone - Mean Streets of Gadgetzan

Deathwing

Kel'Thuzad could not resist the call of the Lich King. Even when it's just a robo-call extolling the Lich King's virtues.

Kel'Thuzad in Hearthstone - Naxxramas

"Please, I need these greens to disenchant them." - Every Enchanter Ever

Runed Mithril Rod in Hearthstone - United in Stormwind

The Kirin Tor will tell you that mastering the magical arts is like learning the rules of a game. Fools. True power is taken by those brave enough to break boundaries. I am Medivh, the Last Guardian. If magic is a game, then it is one I play to win.

Medivh

Spoiler alert: Bolvar gets melted and then sits on an ice throne and everyone forgets about him.

Bolvar Fordragon in Hearthstone - Goblins vs Gnomes

Cairne was killed by Garrosh, so... don't put this guy in a Warrior deck. It's pretty insensitive.

Cairne Bloodhoof

Leader of the Alliance! Father of Anduin! Also he likes to play Arena, and he averages 12 wins.

Varian Wrynn in Hearthstone - The Grand Tournament

Sylvanas was turned into the Banshee Queen by Arthas, but he probably should have just killed her because it just pissed her off.

Sylvanas Windrunner

This massive yeti just closes his eyes and charges at the nearest target. The nearest Target is a couple blocks away and has sick deals on skateboards.

Icehowl

A large part of her job entails not mixing up the Map to the Golden Monkey with the Map to Monkey Island.

Elise Starseeker

It's always Huffer. Blizzard aren't even denying it.

Polymorph: Boar

Does he sling spells or do his spells linger?

Spellslinger

I'm going to need you to come in on Sunday.

Cruel Taskmaster

Once a noble dragon known as Neltharion, Deathwing lost his mind and shattered Azeroth before finally being defeated. Daddy issues?

Deathwing

"Did I ever tell you the story of when I single-handedly took down a 29/29 C'Thun?" - Reno Jackson

Blackguard

It's as though a million Jade Idols cried out, and were suddenly silenced.

Skulking Geist

I hope you didn't disenchant your Shadow Word: Horror!

Pint-Size Potion

I wouldn’t say I LOVE knives, but I’m definitely a fan.

Fan of Knives

She's actually a male tauren. People don’t call him 'Master of Disguise' for nothing.

Master of Disguise

Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.

Twisted Worgen

Or if you’re too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.

Stand Against Darkness

The original artist spent many hours with a fine chisel perfecting the facial expression for maximum tauntiness.

Obsidian Statue

Some druids still have flashbacks from strangers yelling "Innervate me!!!" at them.

Innervate

2 out of 2 saplings recommend that you summon the saplings.

Living Roots

Meditating under a jade blossom is said to grant you wisdom, unless you have a pollen allergy.

Jade Blossom

It has double the Attack. 'Go on' And double the Health. 'Yes??' And its trigger has twice the effect. 'WHAT???' And it costs… Five times more.

Red Mana Wyrm

Lorewalker Cho archives and shares tales from the land of Pandaria, but his favorite story is the one where Joey and Phoebe go on a road trip.

Lorewalker Cho

Still you refuse to bend your knee? None can escape death, you old fool. And in death… all will serve me.

Gul'dan in Hearthstone - Knights of the Frozen Throne

Well, I'm glad YOU knew what I should be doing this turn.

Murozond

Vol'jin is a shadow hunter, which is like a shadow priest except more voodoo.

Vol'jin in Hearthstone - Goblins vs Gnomes

The eyes of the Earth Mother are upon us.

Baine Bloodhoof

Quotes about Hearthstone

I love playing Hearthstone! I can send Varian to his death as many times as I want!

Garrosh Hellscream in Heroes of the Storm

Anduin got me to play Hearthstone once... it was a bit "fantastic" for my tastes. What kind of game allows Garrosh to order me around? It's absurd!

Varian Wrynn in Heroes of the Storm

In pandaren board games, the goal is for both players to win. In Hearthstone, the goal is for me to beat you to death... with your own minions.

Anduin Wrynn in Heroes of the Storm

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Disguised Toast - December 2021

People keep saying they're outraged at another infamous black dragon for burning an entire city full of innocent people to ash. One city. Amateur.

Deathwing in Heroes of the Storm

Look, with the number of whelps I've sired, I think I've earned the right to make a dad joke or two.

Deathwing in Heroes of the Storm

Destiny is at hand, young sorceress. The time to choose has come. For the fate of all who live, humanity must join forces with the Horde.

Medivh in Warcraft III - Reign of Chaos

Oh, I just thought of the perfect joke to tell Anduin! What do you call a gnoll that won't share his forest? A Hogger! Oh, he's going to love it!

Varian Wrynn in Heroes of the Storm

Once before, you and I stood side by side on the slopes of Mount Hyjal. That World Tree did not fall because the Horde and the Alliance worked together.

Jaina Proudmoore in World of Warcraft - Battle for Azeroth

Each day that passes, the future flows into the present which blurs into the past.

Nozdormu in World of Warcraft - Dragonflight

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