The best Quotes from Heartbreak High

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

Stacy "Woodsy" Woods - Season 1 Episode 1

Dusty spoke to me. So we're pretty much dating.

Amerie Wadia - Season 1 Episode 1

Quinni: "You can look at them for me... my flaps."
Darren: "Deeply, no."
Quinni: "Okay, but what if they are huge?"
Darren: "Who cares? More room to put things in it."

Darren Rivers - Season 1 Episode 1

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

Season 1 Episode 1

High School

Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me.

Darren Rivers - Season 1 Episode 1

"Wristy"? "Doughy"? Think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box."

Stacy "Woodsy" Woods - Season 1 Episode 1

You know, it really sh-ts me when people can't own up to their own actions.

Sasha So - Season 1 Episode 1

I met Harper when I was five. We've been best friends ever since. Nobody could come between us. We've always been each other's ride or dies. We were super into romance because we didn't have any in our own lives.

Amerie Wadia - Season 1 Episode 1

We don't hate you. You just need to strut out there and own your shit.

Season 1

"My best friend dumped me!"
"I'm a reject!"
"I have a lazy kebab v-gina!"

Season 1

I am a woke woman. I enjoy sex as much as the next person. But reputation is everything. And this map has jeopardized your reputations and the reputation of our school.

Stacy "Woodsy" Woods - Season 1 Episode 1

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Toby Keith

Parties

Penny: "Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!"
Sheldon: "It took you four years to get through high school?!"

Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory - Season 1 Episode 1

Penny High School

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Girl from Nowhere - Season 1 Episode 3

Diamonds

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

Monkey D. Luffy in One Piece - Netflix Live Action

Pirates

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

H.G. Tannhaus in Dark

Future Past

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Helsinki in Money Heist - Season 4 Episode 5

Love

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ciri in The Witcher - III - Wild Hunt

Patience & Endurance Advantages & Disadvantages

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

Top Boy - Season 3 Episode 7

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Billie Connelly in Sex/Life - Season 1 Episode 1

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

Maeve Wiley in Sex Education - Season 2 Episode 2

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

Princess Sophia in The Empress - Season 1 Episode 1

Revolution

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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