Quotes from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Page 2)

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Give her hell from us, Peeves.

Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name,"
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

HogwartsSorting Hat in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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In times of old when I was new
And Hogwarts barely started
The founders of our noble school
Thought never to be parted:
United by a common goal,
They had the selfsame yearning,
To make the world's best magic school
And pass along their learning.

HogwartsSorting Hat in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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"You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments."
"Yeah," said Harry, "but you, unlike me, are a git."

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Lupin: "Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry."
Harry: "They won't."
Lupin: "That you're safe."
Harry: "That'll just depress them."
Lupin: "And you'll see them next summer."
Harry: "Do I have to?"

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Vernon: "Listening to the news! Again?"
Harry: "Well, it changes every day, you see."

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Cornelius, I am ready to fight your men – and win, again! But a few minutes ago you saw proof, with your own eyes, that I have been telling you the truth for a year. Lord Voldemort has returned, you have been chasing the wrong man for twelve months, and it is time you listened to sense!

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Five years ago, then, you arrived at Hogwarts, neither as happy nor as well-nourished as I would have liked, perhaps, yet alive and healthy. You were not a pampered little prince, but as normal a boy as I could have hoped under the circumstances.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Luna did not seem perturbed by Ron’s rudeness; on the contrary, she simply watched him for a while as though he were a mildly interesting television program.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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"Dad’s reprinting!" she told Harry, her eyes popping excitedly. "He can’t believe it, he says people seem even more interested in this than the Crumple-Horned Snorkacks!"

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Going somewhere, Potter? You should be in the Gryffindor common room preparing for yet another year of academic underachievement.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Videogame
 
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George: "Remember old Fleur Delacour? She's got a job at Gringotts to eemprove 'er Eeenglish -"
Fred: "And Bill's been giving her a lot of private lessons."

Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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It's Longbottom, isn't it? Well, your grandmother is used to losing family members to our cause... your death will not come as a great shock.

Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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One of his jinxes backfired, the toilet exploded and they found him lying unconscious in the wreckage covered from head to foot in -

Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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You don't understand - there are things worth dying for!

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Never known kids like you three fer knowin' more'n yeh oughta'. An' I'm not complimentin' yeh, neither. Nosy, some'd call it. Interferin'.

Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Angelina: "They're two blokes called Crabbe and Goyle, I don't know much about them. They don't look bright enough to tell one end of a broom from the other. But then I was always surprised Derrick and Bole managed to find their way on to the pitch without signposts."
Harry: "Crabbe and Goyle are in the same mould."

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Even Fred had said that Ron might yet make him and George proud, and that they were seriously considering admitting he was related to them, something they assured him they had been trying to deny for four years.

Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public."
"But it makes sitting on a broom a right pain in the -"

Fred and George Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Some wounds run too deep for the healing.

ScarsAlbus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Rita looked as though she would have liked nothing better than to seize the paper umbrella sticking out of Hermione's drink and thrust it up her nose.

Rita Skeeter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell "Die, Ron, Die," I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong.

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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The Gryffindor common room looked as welcoming as ever, a cosy circular tower room full of dilapidated squashy armchairs and rickety old tables. A fire was crackling merrily in the grate and a few people were warming their hands by it before going up to their dormitories.

GryffindorHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Ron: "I have not got spattergroit!"
Healer: "But the unsightly blemishes upon your visage, young master -"
Ron: "They're freckles!"

Ron Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Harry: "A Regurgitating Toilet?"
Arthur: "Anti-Muggle pranksters. Muggles are pulling the flush and instead of everything disappearing - well, you can imagine. The poor things keep calling in those - those pumbles, I think they're called - you know, the ones who mend pipes and things."

MugglesArthur Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities... like the ability to behave myself.

Nymphadora Tonks in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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As everyone thinks I'm a mad mass-murderer and the Ministry's put a ten thousand Galleon price on my head, I can hardly stroll up the street and start handing out leaflets, can I?

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Draco: "You wait. I'll have you. You can't land my father in prison."
Harry: "I thought I just had."

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true.

Harry James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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I must admit that I have always been afraid that you would take what we might call the "Fred and George" route, rather than following in my footsteps.

Percy Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Today, they suffered three quarters of an hour's droning on the subject of giant wars. Harry heard just enough within the first ten minutes to appreciate dimly that in another teacher's hands this subject might have been mildly interesting.

Cuthbert Binns in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Professor Binns raised his eyes from his notes, looking amazed, as always, to find the room in front of him full of people.

Cuthbert Binns in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"I thought," said Phineas Nigellus, stroking his pointed beard, "that to belong in Gryffindor house you were supposed to be brave? It looks to me as though you would have been better off in my own house. We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks."

Gryffindor, SlytherinHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?" Professor Umbridge asked Snape.
"Yes," said Snape quietly.
"But you were unsuccessful?"
Snape's lip curled. "Obviously."

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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I have already told you, that I have no further stocks of Veritaserum. Unless you wish to poison Potter - and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy with you if you did - I cannot help you. The only trouble is that most venoms act too fast to give the victim much time for truth-telling.

Severus Snape in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"Make no mistake, we'll hear about it," added Lupin pleasantly.
"Yes," said Mr Weasley, "even if you won't let Harry use the fellytone."

Arthur Weasley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Don't put your wand there, boy! What if it ignited? Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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I expect what you're not aware of would fill several books, Dursley.

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Harry: "Professor Moody?"
Moody: "I don't know so much about 'Professor'. Never got round to much teaching, did I?"

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"Are you threatening me, sir?" he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare.
"Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly.
"And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley."

Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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"Fought 'em off, did you, son?" said Uncle Vernon loudly, with the appearance of a man struggling to bring the conversation back on to a plane he understood. "Gave 'em the old one-two, did you?"
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two," said Harry through clenched teeth.

Vernon Dursley in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Kingsley Shacklebolt in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Exploding Snap's got nothing to do with Defence Against the Dark Arts, Professor! That's not information relating to your subject!

Lee Jordan in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Severus Snape: "You - wait..."
Sirius Black: "Wait for what? What're you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?"

Sirius Black in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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Lily Evans: "Leave him alone. What's he done to you?"
James Potter: "Well, it's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean..."

James Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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You think you're funny. But you're just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave him alone.

Lily Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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James Potter: "Apologise to Evans!"
Lily Evans: "I don't want you to make him apologise. You're as bad as he is."

Lily Potter in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
 
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