The best Quotes by Harriet Tubman

I had crossed the line. I was free; but there was no one to welcome me to the land of freedom. I was a stranger in a strange land.

I can't die but once.

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world.

I had crossed the line. I was free; but there was no one to welcome me to the land of freedom. I was a stranger in a strange land.

You'll be free or die!

I had reasoned this out in my mind, there was one of two things I had a right to, liberty or death; if I could not have one, I would have the other.

I think slavery is the next thing to hell. If a person would send another into bondage, he would, it appears to me, be bad enough to send him into hell if he could.

Nick: "I mean until Trump got elected, Harriet Tubman was going to be on the $20 bill."
Andrew: "Oh yeah, what happened with that?"
Nick: "I think it's gonna be Papa John now."

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?
Old Bay.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Maryland - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Andrew: "Jay's been bragging that he's gonna get fingered at the dance."
Nick: "What? First of all, I think he's got that wrong. Either that or you have grossly misquoted him."

What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.

Those girls are gonna eat him alive, and then barf him out because they're bulimic.

I'm not gonna ask a girl. I don't need that kind of rejection.

Jay: "How else are men supposed to get bj0bs?"
Maury: "You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served'."

I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

When dreaming we enter a world, that's entirely our own.

To achieve anything great in life you must be willing to make a sacrifice.

It's always the way with great men, they can't see the knives of those who live in their shadow.

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

To me, the very definition of the word "broken" suggests that something can be fixed.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Nothing's gonna save our lifes, so... we're breathing borrowed air.

This is how liberty dies - with thunderous applause!

People learn to love their chains.

You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.

Puberty Fairy?! I'm the hormone monster. I'm no fairy. I mean sure I like to f*ck around with dudes, but I'm no fairy.

I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.

Eleanor Roosevelt once said, quote, "Do one thing every day that scares you," closed quote. And I think this red bra scares both of us.

My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.

If I was gonna f*ck a turkey, I would warm it up, like a goddamn gentleman!

Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.

Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your t-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!

Your laugh is the reason your parents never tickled you growing up.