The best Quotes by Harley Quinn

I love the rain. It's like angels are smooching all over us.

Cassandra Cain: "Oh, you're that psycho chick."
Harley Quinn: "You never call a woman chick. I'll accept 'broad', 'lady', 'woman', and on occasion 'b*tch'."

Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don't get mad.

So what if I'm crazy? the best people are.

You really put the 'fun' in a funeral.

My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls.

The Joker and I broke up. I wanted a fresh start. But it turns out, I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.

I'm the one they should be scared of. Not you! Not Mister J! Because I'm Harley freaking Quinn!

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos.

Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!

Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you're stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: The sorrow behind your smile, the love behind your anger, and the reason behind your silence.

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realised they were inside us.

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.

If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason!

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.

Childhood is when you idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense.

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.

I can't wait to show you my toys.

I became an actor so I can show you characters and never have to show you me.

Obviously social media has had a massive impact on the fame game, but not in a positive way.

Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.

It's fascinating to see how versatile New York City is. It lends itself to being so many different places!

The '60s are my favorite decade - with the Cold War, the women's movement. And then there's the music, the fashion, the clothes, the hair.

I love flying so much. I even like airplane food. No one bothers you and your phone never goes off and you can't have emails go through. It's undisturbed.

You just ask the same questions every week. 'How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?'
All I have are negative thoughts.

Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next.

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I'm gonna give it to them. It's not about money, it's about sending a message!

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up!

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Sometimes we have to do what’s right, even if your heart aches against it.

Do you know the oldest lie in America, Senator? It's that power can be innocent.

My name's Zatanna Zatara. I'm a spellaholic.

Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

When I was a child, my planet Krypton was dying. I was sent to earth to protect my cousin. But my pod got knocked off-course and by the time I got here, my cousin had already grown up and become... Superman.

In my opinion, the existence of life is a highly overrated phenomenon.