The best Quotes by Happy Quinn

Scorpion - Season 1

Yeah, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck. Cut me some slack.

Scorpion - Season 1

Toby: "If I win - dinner date. If you win - I do your laundry for a month."
Happy: "You'd probably like that more than the dinner, perv."

Scorpion - Season 1

I will not let you eulogize a memory of you and me.

Scorpion - Season 1

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When it comes to someone you love, you have to take risks.

Paige Dineen in Scorpion - Season 1

Love

So I say stupid things to hide the feelings you already know I have.

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

Feelings & Emotions

I'm like a blind man at a peep show. What's the point?

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

'Stay strong'? I've never been strong.

Sylvester Dodd in Scorpion - Season 1

Strength

There's no such thing as luck - only good science and math.

Walter O'Brien in Scorpion - Season 1

Mathematics Happiness Chance & Randomness

Sylvester: "You know you're not our dad, right?"
Cabe: "Stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad."

Cabe Gallo in Scorpion - Season 1

I spent my childhood sprinting from bullies. It is about to pay off.

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

Walter: "I don't enjoy contact."
Paige: "I know. I've seen you hug people. It's like you're in a leper colony."

Paige Dineen in Scorpion - Season 1

You never lose memories just the ability to access them.

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

Memories

The cherry on top of the denial sundae.

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

Toby: "I want to be rich just once."
Happy: "Stop gambling!"
Toby: "Stop judging!"

Toby Curtis in Scorpion - Season 1

When I use my intelligence for the greater good, that's when I'm most fulfilled.

Walter O'Brien in Scorpion - Season 1

She calms me, Walter. She makes me feel good about myself, and I know that there is risk, but if there is one thing that's worth the risk, it's her.

Sylvester Dodd in Scorpion - Season 1

Love declerations

My father comes from a world where a man is measured by how many tackles he made in high school or how many beer cans he can crush against his skull.

Sylvester Dodd in Scorpion - Season 1

High School

Well, I was doing fine until an untimely interface with mother nature.

Walter O'Brien in Scorpion - Season 1

It's amazingly not the craziest thing we've ever done.

Walter O'Brien in Scorpion - Season 1

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Humanity Breakup Grief & Condolence

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Greed Humanity Money

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Albert Einstein

Humanity Weapons Nuclear Weapons

Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time.

John Coffey in The Green Mile

Humanity

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

Joseph Conrad

Humanity Criminal Minds

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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