Quotes by Hank Schrader

Hank Schrader is a character from Breaking Bad

The best Series Quotes

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Hope, SunriseHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 5
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What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

HairHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 7
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Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 6
 
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There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertisement for advanced mental health or anything...

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 4
 
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That's your brain working at maximum capactity?

BrainHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 4
 
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I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 1
 
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Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.

AssHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, you know, Charlton Heston - I'm talking Moses days - to get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence.

Self-Confidence, SeductionHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Walter Jr.: "Hey, I want a beer."
Hank: "Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either."

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain!

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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Cop: "Anything you want us to tell Steve Gomez? Says he's worried about you."
Hank: "Yeah. Tell him I already got two grandmas."

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 9
 
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It's nothing personal Walt, but you wouldn’t know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.

CrimeHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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Our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it. We take it to the lab, they come back they tell us it is the purest they've ever seen. Our chemist is blown away. Said he couldn't do better.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4
 
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