The best Quotes by Hank Schrader

Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?

Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 7

Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 6

There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertis*ment for advanced mental health or anything...

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 4

That's your brain working at maximum capactity?

Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 4

Brain

I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.

Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 1

Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7

Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Ass

Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, you know, Charlton Heston - I'm talking Moses days - to get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 4

Self-Confidence Seduction

Walter Jr.: "Hey, I want a beer."
Hank: "Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either."

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 4

Shania Twain

Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain!

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 3

Cop: "Anything you want us to tell Steve Gomez? Says he's worried about you."
Hank: "Yeah. Tell him I already got two grandmas."

Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

It's nothing personal Walt, but you wouldn’t know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 6

Crime

Our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it. We take it to the lab, they come back they tell us it is the purest they've ever seen. Our chemist is blown away. Said he couldn't do better.

Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 4

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You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 6

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 13

Funny Insults

What I came to realize is that fear, that's the worst enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past, nothing can change what we've done.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Past Remorse

When we do what we do for good reasons, then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Well, you know how they say, "It's been a pleasure"? It hasn't.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 8

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 10

What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 5

Meryl Streep

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You, and your pride and your ego. You just had to be the man. If you'd known your place, we'd all be fine right now!

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 7

You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung-cancer take me down? Not a chance!

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 12

Cancer

If you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 9

Walt: "How did you find me?"
Saul: "We should talk about that. It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. My PI charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one."

Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 8

Saul: "'Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it."
Walter: "Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Come on, grow a pair!"

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 3

Walter: "First order of business is to find a new place to cook. Before anyone says it, no more RVs."
Jesse: "I don’t know, the Crystal Ship did pretty good for us."
Walter: "The Crystal Ship?"
Jesse: "Yeah, that's what I called it."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Now I don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but even in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 2

Yeah b*tch, Magnets!

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 5 Episode 1

Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"

Badger in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 9

Darth Vader Quotes about Star Wars

Can you walk? Then get the f*ck outta here and never come back.

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 9

It's important to give it all you have while you have the chance.

Shania Twain

Motivation

I temporarily lost my hope in love, and it was temporary, thank goodness.

Shania Twain

Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night.

Leia Organa in Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

Faith Hope Sun

The hope is there. The sun is rising. Our best days are yet to come.

John F. Kerry

Sunrise

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life.

Coco Chanel

Hair

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Alcohol Brain

It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

Ray Embrey in Hancock

Ass

Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.

Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Character Self-Confidence

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

Stephen King

Seduction

A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.

Ellis Boyd "Red" Redding in The Shawshank Redemption

Crime

Skyler, I have lived under the threat of death for a year now, and because of that, I've made choices. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences... they're coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.

Walter White in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 12

Eighty-six years. But with good behavior... who knows?

Saul Goodman in Better Call Saul - Season 6 Episode 13

Last I asked for your help, you said, "I hope you end up buried in a barrel in the Mexican desert."

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 4 Episode 11

We all make our choices and those choices they put us on a road. And sometimes those choices seem small but they put you on the road. You think about getting off but eventually, you're back on it.

Mike Ehrmantraut in Better Call Saul - Season 5 Episode 9

Respect, ése, you gotta give it to get it.

Tuco Salamanca in Breaking Bad - Season 1 Episode 7

Respect

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