Take it from me, buddy: It's darkest just before the dawn.
Hope, SunriseHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 5What did you do? Show your barber a picture of a dog's ass and said, "I'll take that"?
HairHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 4 Episode 7Where'd you get your law degree, Goodman? The same clown college you got that suit?
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 6There's Marie's guy, Dave. She seems really happy with him. Not that Marie's an advertisement for advanced mental health or anything...
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 5 Episode 4That's your brain working at maximum capactity?
BrainHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 3 Episode 4I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 2 Episode 1Well, sometimes forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest, doesn't it?
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 7Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.
AssHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6Look, a guy doesn't gotta look like, you know, Charlton Heston - I'm talking Moses days - to get a girl, all right? You just gotta have confidence.
Self-Confidence, SeductionHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4Walter Jr.: "Hey, I want a beer."
Hank: "Yeah, I want Shania Twain to give me a tuggy. Guess what. It ain't happening either."
Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain!
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 3Cop: "Anything you want us to tell Steve Gomez? Says he's worried about you."
Hank: "Yeah. Tell him I already got two grandmas."
It's nothing personal Walt, but you wouldn’t know a criminal if he was close enough to check you for a hernia.
CrimeHank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6Our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it. We take it to the lab, they come back they tell us it is the purest they've ever seen. Our chemist is blown away. Said he couldn't do better.
Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 4