A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.
Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
Anna Kendrick - January 2014
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.
It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.