The best Hangover Quotes for the day after

The best Hangover Quotes for the day after

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

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A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

Alcohol Monkeys & Apes

A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Marissa Cooper in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 24

Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

Anna Kendrick - January 2014

There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Yasuo the Unforgiven in League of Legends

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

Brandon Sanderson in Warbreaker

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Margaret Cho

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

Roger Ebert

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.

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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Alcohol Funny Quotes

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

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Alcohol Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

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Knowledge Alcohol

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin

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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

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Alcohol Beer Brain

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Jesse Swanson in Pitch Perfect

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There are a lot of good books around. People don't read any more. It's a sad state of affairs. Reading's the only thing that allows you to use your imagination. When you watch films it's someone else's vision, isn't it?

Lemmy Kilmister

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The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.

Frank Sinatra

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Self-Confidence

I am not the least afraid to die.

Charles Darwin - last words - April 19th 1882

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Death Last Words

Gru: "Mom, someday, I'm going to go to the moon!"
Gru's Mom: "I'm afraid you're too late, son. NASA isn't sending the monkeys anymore."

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You know what I like about rich kids? Nothing!

Ryan Atwood in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 2

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Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

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Killing people is a bad habit... but I can't seem to quit.

Yasuo the Unforgiven in League of Legends

Tress considered herself to be categorically boring. She liked her tea lukewarm, she went to bed on time, she loved her parents, occasionally squabbled with her little brother, and didn't litter. She was fair at needlepoint, and had a talent for baking. But had no other noteworthy skills. She didn't train at fencing in secret, she couldn't talk to animals, she had no hidden royalty or deities in her lineage. Though her great-grandmother Glorf had once reportedly waved at the king.

Brandon Sanderson in Tress of the Emerald Sea

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"I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."
She raised an eyebrow.
"Sharp as hell," Lightsong said, "but lacking a point."

Brandon Sanderson in Warbreaker

You should never trust a woman who just had her heart broken. We tend to lie.

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Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

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Parents and schools should place great emphasis on the idea that it is all right to be different. Racism and all the other 'isms' grow from primitive tribalism, the instinctive hostility against those of another tribe, race, religion, nationality, class or whatever. You are a lucky child if your parents taught you to accept diversity.

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Congratulations. You're a Cohen. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Seth Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 6

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Summer: "So you're making a mixtape for his birthday? That's so romantic!"
Marissa: "No, just thoughtful."
Summer: "Coop, you're tapping into core relationship mythology. That's romantic."

Summer Roberts in The O.C. - Season 3 Episode 17

Ryan: "Maybe you've got the Summer flu."
Seth: "I dunno. It's possible."
Ryan: "Maybe you need some Annabiotics."

Ryan Atwood in The O.C. - Season 1 Episode 12

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What can he possibly have done, that he rather go to jail than admit to?
Unless... life with Julie Cooper is tougher than we thought.

Sandy Cohen in The O.C. - Season 2 Episode 5

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