The best Hangover Quotes for the day after

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

A hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.

Summer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."

Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.

You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.

There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.

Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.