A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
AlcoholLemmy KilmisterI feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank SinatraA monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Alcohol, Monkeys & ApesCharles DarwinA hangover is just your body telling you that you're an idiot.
UnknownSummer: "I wish I could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water."
Marissa: "Yeah, that's a hangover."
Hangovers don't last forever but drunk memories do.
UnknownYou know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
Anna Kendrick, January 2014There are three certainties in life: honor, death, and hangovers.
Yasuo the Unforgiven in League of LegendsMocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.
Women, WineBrandon Sanderson in WarbreakerI love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Margaret ChoWhy do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.
Roger EbertIt's not a hangover, it's wine flu.
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