The best Quotes from Hancock

The best Movie Quotes

It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive.

Hancock, by Ray Embrey
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Three guys in the car with no girls. Rave music. Hey, I'm not going to judge.

Hancock, by Hancock
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Hancock: '[watching a video of himself throwing Walter, the beached whale, back into the ocean, knocking over a sailboat] I don't even remember that.'
Ray Embrey: 'Yeah. Greenpeace does.'
[pause]
Ray Embrey: 'Walter does.'

Hancock, by Ray Embrey
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If you don't give yourselves up quietly, I swear to Christ, your head is going up the driver's ass, his head is going up your ass, and you drew the short stick, cause your head is going up my ass!

Hancock, by Hancock
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