Quotes and Sayings about Hamburgers

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

I always say, eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Not zucchini, fettuccini, or bulgur wheat
But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat
Cheeseburger in paradise
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Not too particular, not too precise
I'm just a cheeseburger in paradise

Hamburgers - the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.

Mr Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing-gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up. And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds' eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little darkred sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.

This is America. Anyone can eat what they want, as long as they eat too much.

Michael: "Can we have him for supper?"
Sylvia: "Have him to stay for supper, Michael. We aren't cannibals."

Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.

Why you care about small things? World very simple place. World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

So creamy. So delicious. Worth every calorie.

Ned: "How did he get so fat?"
Cat: "He only stops eating when it's time for a drink."

Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy.

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.

I might have been born in Liverpool - but I grew up in Hamburg.

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how "cool" you are.

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren't comfortable dancing, you weren't going to get any girls.

I make a conscious effort every day to be someone that people like to work with.

My stepdad always told me that "good" is the enemy of "great" and I always feel like that's such an empowering thing because there's always room to get better.

Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.

Robin: "I just finished a seven-day cleanse."
Marshall: "I thought you just started that yesterday."
Robin: "I finished early, okay?"

Life is a series of commas, not periods.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.

It's those changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes
Nothing remains quite the same
With all of our running and all of our cunning
If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane

That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fck up for a minute and comfortably share the silence.