Quotes and Sayings about Halloween

Halloween. The one day of the year it's socially acceptable to play dress-up. The only question is, who do you want to be? There are costumes to make men feel like boys again. Or turn little girls into queens.

Like all good things the witching hour must come to an end. True natures are revealed. Tricks are turned into treats. And taking off costumes is as much fun as putting them on. Except for little girls who forget that Halloween is only one night. They wear their costumes for so long pretty soon they can’t even remember who they were before they put them on. XOXO - Gossip Girl.

Everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy!

Man, I love Halloween. It's the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!

Billy: "Halloween's a magical holiday. All about family, friends, and the thrill of getting to be someone else for a day."
Tommy: "Wrong! Halloween's about candy. And scaring people, but mostly candy."

Halloween is all about being bold, daring, and creative. You get to be someone else for the night thanks to makeup and a costume.

Every Halloween I bring a spare costume. In case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it.

I love getting in a Halloween spirit. I buy candy, and when trick-or-treaters come to my door, I eat it in their faces, to show that nothing in life is free!

Stop using Halloween as an excuse to dress sl*tty - dress sl*tty every day!

I don't know if you guys have tried to get a 20-something dude from a dating app to wear a condom lately. But it's sort of like trying to convince a 5-year-old to put a jacket on over his Halloween costume. "Noo! You're gonna ruin it! You can't even see it!"

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween

But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey sl*tty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!

Halloween is, like, the sexiest holiday. We can't stay in and watch movies like losers.

Halloween is a chance for everybody to one-up themselves.

Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.

I wish every day could be Halloween. We could all wear masks all the time. Then we could walk around and get to know each other before we got to see what we looked like under the masks.

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.

Halloween is bigger than Christmas in America. I've experienced it in New York, Los Angeles and Washington D.C., and if you're in the right neighbourhood, every house is decorated with spooky ghosts, spider webs, and jack-o-lanterns.

I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.

Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it's about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

Halloween - the day when even pumpkins put on an evil grin and witches fly in high heels. Kids knock on doors not as beggars but as sugar terrorists. When the neighbor shows up as a vampire, and the dog disguises as a werewolf, it's time for trick or treating!

In the darkness of Halloween, fears fade, and the soul dances in the moonlight. Childhood memories come alive as pumpkins flicker, and ghostly laughter drifts through the night. Beneath the disguises hides a longing for magic, for a time when the eerie promises the enchantment of the unknown.

In the night of spook, the moon does gleam,
Children's laughter, a sweet theme.
Witches soar on broomsticks high,
Halloween, a magical dance 'neath the moonlit sky.

Ghosts waltz, pumpkins beam,
Trick or treat, the whispered scheme.
Disguised in shadows, a eerie delight,
Halloween, the night comes to life.

In the twilight of Halloween, where shadows dance and masks fall, the eerie reminds us: Light conquers darkness. May the spirit of joy illuminate the heart and banish the night's darkness with the brilliance of community.

There is a time in the last few days of summer when the ripeness of autumn fills the air.

Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.

By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather and autumn's best of cheer.

Aprils have never meant much to me, autumns seem that season of beginning.

Two sounds of autumn are unmistakable. The hurrying rustle of crisp leaves blown along the street by a gusty wind, and the gabble of a flock of migrating geese.

Where has she been, Serena?
And who am I?
That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
You know you love me.
xoxo… Gossip Girl

Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

President Trump is a failed leader. He will go down in history as the worst president ever.

I'll cry at the end of the day. Not with fresh makeup.

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast!

Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"

Will: "Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight?"
Carlton: "I don't have a date."
Will: "Carlton, never bring a sandwich to a buffet!"

I have been a voice with no body. A body, but not human. And now, a memory made real. Who knows what I might be next?

When you have no fear, the possibilities are endless.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

Hey has anybody else paid a therapist hundreds of dollars to tell you to "take some deep breaths"?