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I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They're my weakness.
My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do real things, for the real me.
I'm hard on myself, so I'm working on shifting perspective toward self-acceptance, with all my flaws and weaknesses.
The adrenaline of a live performance is unlike anything in film or theater. I can see why it's so addictive.
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Mini-Me: "Would you like to?"
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Austin: "Oh, be-have."
Felicity Shagwell: "Not if I can help it."
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