Quotes by Guzmán Osuna

Guzmán: "Why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
Nadia: "I have strict parents. Why don’t you have a girlfriend?"
Guzmán: "You have strict parents."

Nadia: "The human body is 70% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."
Guzmán: "Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I'm more like an anxiety pickle."