The best Quotes by Guillermo "Dixon" Álvarez

Your stupidity can't match my street smarts. And, yeah, better keep an eye on your phone and wallet. Because there are worse things that can go missing.

Consider me the border, and believe me, you don't want to cross me!

If you're expecting preferential treatment, allow me to disappoint you. Do you see pimples on my face? A disfigured nose? Or my Eyes full of promise and unfulfilled dreams? No, right? That's because I'm not part of your fan club, Miss Cohen.

But we know that talent isn't always what sells and that Spotify bases royalties on streams, not musical quality.

Those in the science, robotics, and business programs, this is your territory. The pencil pushers. No offense.

"Her father is Camilo Cohen. He produced basically everything we listen to."
Laura: "No one told him his daughter has everything but talent."

"Son you have the talent of a young Mozart, not... Jason Beeper."
"Justin Bieber."

You two, this isn't a night club. Cut it out! It stinks of hormones all the way to my office. Good, now you can breathe.

We like everything better in English here, it sounds more sophisticated.

Honey, I understand that you want to experience being normal. All I'm saying is I don't think you'll like it. No one wants to be normal.

Parabéns. You're part of the most renowned boarding school in Latin America.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.