The best Quotes from Grown Ups

Bean: "K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."

Eric Lamonsoff

Becky Feder: "How long ago was the '80s?"
Keithie Feder: "That was way back in the 1900s. We learned about it in school. It was wack. The phones had long, curly things coming out of the end. You had to watch commercials."

Grown Ups - 2

80s

A burpsnart? It's simple. You just start with a burp, then you sniff with a sneeze, you get the going, and that triggers a fart, always.

Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups - 2

Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."

Grown Ups - 2

Whiskey

I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!

Kurt McKenzie in Grown Ups - 2

Barack Obama

Do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.

Gloria Nunen

Jonas Brothers

Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planned. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act... that is where the depth comes in.

Gloria Nunen

Eric Lamonsoff: "Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot."
Greg Feder: "Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii."
Eric Lamonsoff: "Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot."

Marcus Higgins

Tim Duncan

I used to get 10 cases of beer for my parties. Now I get 10 cases of juice boxes.

Lenny Feder in Grown Ups - 2

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."

Marcus Higgins

Mexico

Hey Y, where's MCA?

Marcus Higgins

Deanne McKenzie: "How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?"
Kurt McKenzie: "Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great."

Grey's Anatomy

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If I ever have a daughter I am going to name her Taken. That way, when a boy asks her name she'll say "Hi, I'm Taken."

Chris Rock

Father & Daughter

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Chris Rock

Drugs Marijuana & Weed

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Chris Rock

NRA

I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

Chris Rock

Pretty girls have problems too.

Chris Rock

Girls

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Chris Rock

Music

My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.

Adam Sandler

Millionaires

I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.

Adam Sandler

Mother Mother & Son

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Adam Sandler

Las Vegas

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Adam Sandler

A song can take you to a special time in your life.

Kevin James

Music

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Kevin James

Thanksgiving

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin James

Pizza

From there, I tried out for a community theatre play, joined an improv group... it all started opening up.

Kevin James

I've always had something in my heart where I root for guys who struggle with women.

Kevin James

I never played a musical instrument growing up but I knew kids who did and took it very seriously.

Kevin James

For the world has changed, and we must change with it.

Barack Obama

Change

When you fall, the real test is whether you can ignore the naysayers, pick yourself up and come back stronger.

Barack Obama - January 28, 2013 - Miami Heat visit the White House

Beginning

We go together
Better than birds of a feather, you and me
We change the weather
I'm feeling heat in December when you're 'round me

Jonas Brothers - Sucker, Album: JB5*

I've been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars
I follow you through the dark, can't get enough
You're the medicine and the pain, the tattoo inside my brain
And, baby, you know it's obvious

I'm a sucker for you
You say the word and I'll go anywhere blindly
I'm a sucker for you
Any road you take, you know that you'll find me

Jonas Brothers - Sucker, Album: JB5*

The time when there is no one there to feel sorry for you or to cheer for you is when a player is made.

Tim Duncan

Basketball

I'm not going anywhere. You can print that wherever you want to. I'm here and I'm a Spur for life.

Tim Duncan

San Antonio Spurs

Doesn't matter how tough we are. Trauma always leaves a scar. It follows us home, it changes our lives, Trauma messes everybody up, but maybe that's the point: All the pain and the fear and the crap. Maybe going through all of that is what keeps us moving forward, it's what pushes us. Maybe we have to get a little messed up, before we can step up.

Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5

Beginning Scars

We all remember the bed time stories of our childhoods. The shoe fits Cinderella, the frog turns into a prince, sleeping beauty is awakened with a kiss. Once upon a time and then they lived happily ever after. Fairy tales, the stuff of dreams. The problem is, fairy tales don't come true. It's the other stories, the ones that begin with dark and stormy nights and end in the unspeakable. It's the nightmares that always seem to become reality. The person that invented the phrase "Happily ever after" should have his ass kicked, so hard!

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5 Episode 1

Cinderella Sleeping Beauty Fairytales

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie.

Olive Penderghast in Easy A

Patrick Dempsey 80s Knights

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey

Whiskey

A tortilla is either corn or wheat. But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco, whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito. Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga. Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada. Roll it, it's an enchilada.

Emma in One Day

Mexico

How does President Obama like his coffee? Like himself? Weak?

Zach Galifianakis in Between Two Ferns

Barack Obama

We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 10

Chicago Bulls

The natural world can continue to surprise us as long as we give it space to thrive.

Our Great National Parks - Season 1 Episode 1

Conservation & Environment Protection

The body is a slave to its impulses.

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy

The only way to fail is not to fight. So fight until you can't fight anymore!

Amelia Shepherd in Grey's Anatomy

It's a beautiful day to save lives. Let's have some fun.

Derek Shepherd in Grey's Anatomy

Who are you? Do you know what's happened to you? Do you want to live that way?

Christina Yang in Grey's Anatomy - Season 10 Episode 17

She's holding that bottle of tequila like a life vest.

Alex Karev in Grey's Anatomy - Season 5 Episode 12

Tequila

I wore a diaper yesterday, yes - and I will wear one today. If it helps Dr. Shephert get through the surgery, I will wear a diaper. My diaper is awsome. My diaper is hard-core. You wish you had the balls to wear my diaper. I'm gonna wear it, and I'm gonna wear it with pride. And if I have to pee in it? Oh, I'll pee. Because I'm a sergeon. This is America. And I will do what needs to be done. So you can kiss my hard-core, diaper wearing ass.

Lexie Grey in Grey's Anatomy

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