The best Quotes from Gretel and Hansel

A fairytale has a way of getting into your head. Even before you hear it. Somehow you just know it.

Quotes about Gretel and Hansel

The witch in 'Hänsel and Gretel'... she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it!

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Witches & Wizards

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Sex is not a time to chat. It's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life, where it is perfectly appropriate, if not preferable, to shut up.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 2

Sex

I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. Couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 12

Carrie: "You bought a pregnant woman a bottle of Scotch?"
Samantha: "The invitation said 'BYOB'."
Miranda: "That meant 'bring your own baby'!"
Carrie: "What did you get her?"
Miranda: "Condoms."

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Carrie: "She isn't a hooker, she's like an international party girl."
Miranda: "She's a hooker with a passport."

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 5

Carrie: "She took some highfalutin job at Mina Minetti, which is, if you can wrap your brain around this, a higher-end Brunello Cucinelli."
Miranda: "These words mean nothing to me, but now I want pasta."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3

Pasta

Carrie: "Remember when we had to legally stand six feet apart from one another?"
Miranda: "Yeah. I miss it."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 1

Charlotte: "She's wearing flats."
Miranda: "That is the most desperate put-down I have ever heard."

Miranda Hobbes in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 3

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3

Singles & Dating

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 12

Breakup

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 6

She was a smart girl, until she fell in love.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Falling in love Girls

The only way to get over somebody is to feel really bad, cry to your girlfriends - and to replay what you hated about him over and over in your head all day.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 1

Breakup

Ever thine. Ever Mine. Ever Ours.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Shopping

I decided to stop avoiding the situation and take the grown-up approach... complete and utter denial!

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free, until they find someone just as wild to run with.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 18

Women Relationships

Don't forget to fall in love with yourself first.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City

Love Self-Confidence

Men in their 40s are like the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated and you're never really sure you've got the right answer.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 4

I pity him, because I get to walk away and be me and he has to walk away and stay him... who wants to be him when you can be me?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Samantha: "I never Ieave underwear, because I never see it again."
Charlotte: "What happens to it?"
Samantha: "Nothing, I never go back."
Carrie: "Isn't it a Iittle expensive disposing of lingerie every time you sleep with a guy?"
Samantha: "That's why I stopped wearing underwear on dates."
Miranda: "That's why I'm never borrowing a dress from you again."
Charlotte: "I once found another woman's underwear in a man's bed."
Carrie: "Maybe it was Samantha's!"

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 11

Miranda: "If 85% aren't circumcised, that means I've only slept with 15% of the population, tops."
Carrie: "You're practically a virgin."

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

New York Knicks

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 10

Sex Cocktails

Samantha: "Threesomes are huge right now, they're the bl*wjob of the '90s."
Charlotte: "What was the bl*wjob of the '80s?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 8

Sex Erotic Quotes

Oh, honey, I'd love some fresh pepper. In fact, I think everyone at this table could use a lot of fresh pepper!

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10

Men Sex Singles & Dating

If you die on me, I will kill you.

Charlotte York in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 8

Org*sms don't send you Valentine's cards and don't hold your hand in a sad movie.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 4

Sex Valentine's Day

Is your v*gina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open.

Charlotte York in Sex And The City

Vaginas

Stanford: "This is Manhattan, even the shrinks have shrinks."
Carrie: "The fact was, Stanford was right. The therapist was as ubiquitous in Manhattan as pirated cable."
Stanford: "I have three. One when I want to be cuddled, one when I want tough Iove and one for when I just want to Iook at a really beautiful man."
Carrie: "That's sick."
Stanford: "Which is why I see the other two."

Stanford Blatch in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13

Manhatten

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes... of course... but there's no wood!"
"Have you gone mad!" Ron bellowed. "Are you a witch or not!"

Hermione Granger in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Witches & Wizards

To burn the witch is to admit that magic exists.

Magic Witches & Wizards

Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer.

Terry Pratchett - Carpe Jugulum

Witches & Wizards

Minor magicians take pains to fit this traditional wizardly bill. By contrast, the really powerful magicians take pleasure in looking like accountants.

Jonathan Stroud in Bartimaeus Sequence - 1: The Amulet of Samarkand

Witches & Wizards

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.

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