The best Quotes by Grant Ward

Coulson: "Have you seen Skye?"
Ward: "Not since weapons training."
Coulson: "She stop saying 'bang' when she pulls the trigger?"
Ward: "Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress."

Hill: "What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?"
Ward: "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
Hill: "And what does that mean to you?"
Ward: "It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'shield'."

Mack: "There shouldn't be any secrets between us."
Yo-Yo: "Why not? There's nothing else between us."

The strangest thing I've ever heard. Except for the sexy robot that you made that became human and wanted you to stick the old floppy into her love drive.

We have to live with the choices we make, but sometimes we have to die with them, too.

With great power comes… a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.

Werner Reinhardt: "Cut off one head, two more shall grow in its place."
Peggy Carter: "Then I guess we'll keep cutting them off."

I like lean, I like drugs
I like beans, I got plugs
What you need? No, no funds
What you bleed? Oh, you tough

Stark: "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
Carter: "I'd rather you didn't."

Edwin Jarvis: "Stark can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
Peggy Carter: "You flatter him."

Jack Thompson: "If you don't mind, these surveillance reports need to be filed, and you're really so much better at that kind of thing."
Peggy Carter: "What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with 'A'."

Edwin Jarvis: "Mr. Stark believed the intruder had some advanced technological assistance."
Peggy Carter: "Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance."

The world has changed, and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes, the best that we can do, is to start over.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"