Coulson: 'Have you seen Skye?'
Ward: 'Not since weapons training.'
Coulson: 'She stop saying 'bang' when she pulls the trigger?'
Ward: 'Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress.'
Hill: 'What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?'
Ward: 'Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.'
Hill: 'And what does that mean to you?'
Ward: 'It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'shield'.'