Quote from GTA - Grand Theft Auto (about Los Angeles)

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Los Angeles

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You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

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Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

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The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

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Hippies

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CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

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CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
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Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

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Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."

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Grove Street. Home. At least it used to be until I f*cked everything up.

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Packie McReary: "F*ck you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
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Cocaine

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

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Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

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Funny Insults

Respect has to be earned. Sweet - just like money.

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Respect

Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.

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Capitalism

I wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy shit is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.

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Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

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No, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.

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Don't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Great. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.

Niko Bellic in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullshit! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face.

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You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

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Police

You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

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Now go. I need to meditate. Or m*sturbate. Or both.

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

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Don't blame me, blame society.

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If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

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I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

Trevor Philips in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

You're like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

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I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!

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That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

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Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

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Los Angeles

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Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

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Los Angeles

Ultimately your brain will become cold, dead sludge - but in the meantime why not learn carpentry?

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