War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
WarGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko BellicYou can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.
RulesGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Dimitri RascalovRoman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"
Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."
We own you. You're ours. We can sh-t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank TenpennyYou forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaPackie McReary: "F- you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
Derrick McReary: "I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!"
Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - III, by Donald LoveAre you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?
Funny InsultsGTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" JohnsonRespect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Big SmokeGo to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaKid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by The TruthI wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy sh-t is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Jimmy De SantaJoe: "Stay outta this, you dumb Canadian!"
Trevor: "Oh, you just made this real easy for me."
Next, I'll have this thing so far up your a-s, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Karen DanielsNo, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, by Tommy VercettiDon't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsGreat. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko BellicLadies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaSurviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh-t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaI poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh-t in my face.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, by Ken RosenbergYou, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsYou, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaThe Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Mike TorenoNow go. I need to meditate. Or mast-rbate. Or both.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsDon't blame me, blame society.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" JohnsonMe, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsIf that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaI said "something nice", not "something expensive"!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsI'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsYou're like every other a-hole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor PhilipsI'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Big SmokeI'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De SantaSee ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!
GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank Tenpenny