Quotes from GTA (Grand Theft Auto)

Roman Bellic: 'I don't want to die, man! Not like this!'
Niko Bellic: 'How would you like to die?'
Roman Bellic: 'Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?'

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

Gordon Sargent: 'So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?'
Niko: 'Well, since you put it that way... I'm in.'

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.