The best Quotes from GTA - Grand Theft Auto games

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.

Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

We own you. You're ours. We can sh-t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

Packie McReary: "F- you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
Derrick McReary: "I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!"

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money.

Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.

Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid.

I wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy sh-t is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.

Joe: "Stay outta this, you dumb Canadian!"
Trevor: "Oh, you just made this real easy for me."

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your a-s, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

No, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.

Don't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!

Great. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh-t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh-t in my face.

You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

Now go. I need to meditate. Or mast-rbate. Or both.

Don't blame me, blame society.

Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

You're like every other a-hole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!