The best Quotes from GTA - Grand Theft Auto games

Here you can find the best Quotes and Lines from Grand Theft Auto, also known as GTA, a video game franchise that consists of 7 main games and several other remaster- and handheld-games: GTA: Vice City, GTA: Liberty City and GTA 1-5.

The best Quotes from GTA - Grand Theft Auto gamesImage-Source: Rockstar Games

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

WarGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko Bellic
11
Comment 

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

PeaceGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV
10
Comment 

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.

RulesGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Dimitri Rascalov
8
Comment 

Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Roman Bellic
4
Comment 

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko Bellic
4
Comment 

We own you. You're ours. We can sh-t on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank Tenpenny
1
Comment 

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
1
Comment 

Packie McReary: "F- you, take the needle out your arm then tell me what to do."
Derrick McReary: "I'll let you tell me what to do, when you stop shoving half of Bolivia up your nose every Saturday night!"

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV
 
Comment 

Nothing drives down real estate prices like a good old-fashioned gang war. Apart from an outbreak of plague, but that may be going too far in this case.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - III, by Donald Love
 
Comment 

Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur?

Funny InsultsGTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
Comment 

Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Big Smoke
 
Comment 

Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by The Truth
 
Comment 

I wanna say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy sh-t is, well - I'd say that its gay... but I have some friends who are gay. So, that's not cool anymore.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Jimmy De Santa
 
Comment 

Joe: "Stay outta this, you dumb Canadian!"
Trevor: "Oh, you just made this real easy for me."

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

Next, I'll have this thing so far up your a-s, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Karen Daniels
 
Comment 

No, I think you're plenty stupid enough for both of us.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, by Tommy Vercetti
 
Comment 

Don't you ever not tell me things I wanna know!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

Great. Seems like the marriage was at least profitable.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko Bellic
 
Comment 

Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh-t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh-t in my face.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - Vice City, by Ken Rosenberg
 
Comment 

You, my friend have found your level in life. You've joined a society of morons called the police force!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

You, Trevor, are the proto-hipster.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

The Russians got bigger things to worry about than your genitals, believe me.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Mike Toreno
 
Comment 

Now go. I need to meditate. Or mast-rbate. Or both.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

Don't blame me, blame society.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Carl "CJ" Johnson
 
Comment 

Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

I said "something nice", not "something expensive"!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

I'll swing by and sign the contracts, alright? Just ignore the bodies!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

You're like every other a-hole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Trevor Philips
 
Comment 

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Big Smoke
 
Comment 

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa
 
Comment 

See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!

GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank Tenpenny
 
Comment