Game Quotes from GTA - Grand Theft Auto

War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.

Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"

Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."

We own you. You're ours. We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?

See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!

You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.