War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.WarGTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Niko Bellic
You can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but you can't change the rules.GTA - Grand Theft Auto - IV, by Dimitri Rascalov
Roman Bellic: "I don't want to die, man! Not like this!"
Niko Bellic: "How would you like to die?"
Roman Bellic: "Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?"
Gordon Sargent: "So you're in, big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill ya?"
Niko: "Well, since you put it that way... I'm in."
We own you. You're ours. We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank Tenpenny
See ya 'round, Carl. Like a doughnut!GTA - Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas, by Officer Frank Tenpenny
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em.GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V, by Michael De Santa