Clarence: "Yo, you a serious little nerd."
Steve Urkel: "No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences."
Steve Urkel: "No, I AM a serious little nerd. You see, I use verbs. Verbs are our friends. They help move along our sentences."
Eleanor: "Is 'do revenge' even, like, correct grammar?"
Drea: "Oh, I'm sorry, Schoolhouse Rock, are you dragging my sentence structure right now?"
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Scott Pilgrim: "He and me."
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Scott Pilgrim: "He and me."
Todd Ingram: "Don't you talk to me about grammar!"
Morty: "I have English homework."
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"
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Davos: "Any more."
Bronn: "You're master of grammar now too?"
Davos: "Any more."
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