Grace: "It was right there, in front of my face the whole time. Where was I? I missed it."
Frankie: "Sol once asked me to wear a di-do."
Grace: "That's worse."
Mallory: "What am I gonna tell my kids?"
Brianna: "Why don't you start with, 'Do you know where poop comes from?'"
If anybody is gonna sit on Ryan Gosling's face, it's gonna be me!Grace Hanson in Grace and Frankie, Season 1 Episode 1
Robert: "Well, girls... it... it... kind of is what it is."
Brianna: "Great talk, Dad."
Robert: "You've always loved me for...-"
Frankie: "...who you are. Ironic, isn't it."
Robert: "Were you ever really happy with me?"
Grace: "I was happy enough. So we didn't have the romance of the century. But I thought we were normal. I thought we were like everybody else. I thought this was life."
Robert: "And I thought there was more."
Robert: "Can I talk to you for a second, please?"
Grace: "I don't know. Not talking is your forte."
Sol: "I'm sorry, Frankie. I didn't know how to handle it."
Frankie: "Well, good job picking the worst way imaginable."
Frankie: "How long has this been going on?"
Sol: "Well, it's been... I don't know exactly."
Robert: "Twenty years."
Frankie: "Think there was a better time to tell us this? Like, say, any time over the last two decades?"