Quotes from Good Girls

Ruby: "Maybe you shouldn't have bought it in the first place."
Annie: "My, what a helpful contribution. Let me just grab my time machine."

Why aren't there any of these awesome women in my history book? I'll tell you why. Sister made the mistake of getting her period.

Danny: "Can I stay home from school today?"
Beth: "Nobody's staying home."
Danny: "I feel sick."
Beth: "What hurts?"
Danny: "My spleen."
Beth: "Specificity is good, but that's over the top. Next time, try tummy."

Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic golden medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We've finally broken that glass ceiling and, wow, it sure looks good from the top.