I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Green and black go well together, don't they?
Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.
