I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. I'm really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.
Ewan McGregorProfessional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Jack NicklausYou swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
Bobby JonesGolf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
Bobby JonesGolf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark TwainThe only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy GrahamI'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list.
Lee TrevinoIf you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Lee TrevinoIf you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob HopeGreen and black go well together, don't they?
Tiger WoodsAnybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
Martin SheenIf you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Funny QuotesJack LemmonHockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Basketball, HockeyTiger WoodsI'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.
Tiger Woods