I love the free press. It's, like, the best... press.Freedom of PressClark Thompson in God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1 Episode 2
Mohsin: "Remember last summer when you took a bunch of Adderall with margaritas and thought you met Oliver Twist?"
Amily: "No. The whole point of taking Adderall and margaritas is so you don't remember."
Frisbee: "Tell me that's not alcohol?!"
Amily: "Maybe it is - maybe it isn't."
Wendy: "Do you remember that time last year when you took three Tylenol PMs for your headache at lunch, and then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?"
Amily: "Yeah, I do, and in my defense, I thought I was taking three Vicodin. So it's not apples to opioids."
You are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy.Mohsin Raza in God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1 Episode 1
I do want to just be completely open and honest. Yes, I did cocaine twice last week, but I did zero cocaine preceding the event that I am about to describe. I also accidentally roofied myself last night, too, but I don't know if that's really relevant.Amily Luck in God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1 Episode 1
Amily: "We don't know that this is a religious thing. Maybe you'll just spontaneously combust."
Amily: "Low, low percentage."
Mohsin: "God would probably choose someone simple, sweet."
Clark: "That's not me. I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually."
Chamuel: "You have been chosen by God to help the world."
Clark: "No, really? I was afraid he was gonna say something like this."
If Clark is the beacon to God, the freaky possibilities of how this could all play out are literally endless.God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1
Clark, the glowing is gorgeous. Tom, need the hands above the equator.God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1
How about this? Why don't you tell your face to tell your face the truth the first time? Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest of your face the truth the first time.Amily Luck in God's Favorite Idiot, Season 1 Episode 1