The best Quotes by Glenn Sturgis

He looks like a panda and a Disney princess had a baby.

Cheyenne: "Bo is the man that I love and I won't watch him give up who he is, even if it means losing millions of dollars."
Journalist: "Millions of dollars?"
Cheyenne: "Yeah. You can keep your stupid money."
Journalistin: "Okay, just to be clear, the prize is a ten dollar Cloud Nine gift card."

You are a journalist and a rapist, and those are the two worst things any person can be. Now, listen up, Connie Chung. If you set foot in this store ever again, I will bring hell down on you.

Stratus is just a stupid corporate rag. Nobody reads that. I mean, maybe if the break room TV is broken and I'm locked out of Candy Crush.

There's a jingle-writing contest! Bo could enter that. If he won, he could stop dancing for his mom's friends.

I'm a Christian too, but in these four walls, my bible is the employee code of conduct.

I wonder what will be left inside of this box. Could it be Grace? I hope not. If you're Grace's parents, please pick her up at customer service.

I hope you and your fiancée are very happy together.
And that you don't procreate.

Tomorrow is gonna be just like today, and I know that because today is just like yesterday.

The American superstore. One-stop shopping for everything you could ever want or need.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.