Quotes by Glenn Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire is a character from Family Guy

The best Series Quotes

Peter: 'How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.'
Quagmire: 'Trust me, you're perfect!'

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 12
 
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How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in pornos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10
 
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