Quotes by Glenn Quagmire

The best Series Quotes

Peter: 'How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image.'
Quagmire: 'Trust me, you're perfect!'

- Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 12

How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in pornos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

- Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10