Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."
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Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"
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How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in pornos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'
Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy, Season 15 Episode 10Comment