The best Quotes by Gina Jabowski

The best Quotes by Gina Jabowski

I'll never forget my first arrest. He was a litterbug. This photo captures the exact moment when 50,000 volts turned his spine into dust. He doesn't litter anymore because he can't hold things.
Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1

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The only thing doing any real work around here is Dusty's insulin pump.
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
Randall: "Alright Kevin, pull your pants down!"
Kevin: "Dad, why?"
Randall: "We're gonna rub our dicks together and make a fire."
Kevin: "Dad, you rub sticks together!"
Randall: "Oh. Well, I guess I was molested as a child then."
Fitz: "Where's the bomb-defusing robot?"
Randall: "Too expensive. We just go under a bridge, deputize a hobo, and send him in there."
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
Randall: "I thought you said he was a doctor?"
Dinkle: "Dentists are doctors!"
Randall: "Yeah, and birds are books. What a loser."
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
Dusty: "Well, hey and good day to you, Stanley."
Stanley: "You can see me even though I'm a ghost? Wait, are you a medium?"
Dusty: "No, I'm a 32 XXXXXXXL, but ain't you the sweetest?"
Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 7
You are so clever. I'm going to give you one slice of expired bologna for 10 percent of your company.
Kevin: "I failed you, dad. I should hand in my badge - and my crossing guard uniform."
Randall: "Kevin. Why the hell would I want those!?"
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 2
Randall: "Do you know how much damage you did to that video store?"
Kevin: "Nine dollars?"
Randall: "Eleven."
Randall Crawford in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 1
It's just my mama's recipe and I used some unbleached flour hidden in the pantry.
Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 4
You know whenever a brick crashes through the window, it reminds me of my mama.
Our next item up for bid is a delicious and nutritious product from the commissary called Cup O' Noodles.
Dusty Marlow in Paradise PD - Season 1 Episode 5
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 11

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