Laughing together is as close as you can get to a hug without touching.
I regard other women as my community, not my competition.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
From age 16 to age 20, a woman's body is a temple. From 21 to 45, it's an amus*ment park. From 45 on, it's a terrarium.
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
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My idea of Heaven is to wake up, have a good breakfast, and spend the rest of the day drawing.
My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.
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I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."
I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.
I love the kind of hugs where you can physically feel the sadness leaving your body.
When I see chocolate, I hear to voices in my head:
One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"
One says: "Eat it!"
The other one says: "Can't you listen? You're supposed to eat it!"
All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese. It sticks together as one, but it's still soft and squishy in the middle.
How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?
Potatoes become french fries, chips and vodka. I'm starting to think that other vegetables aren't really trying.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
It can take a lifetime to discover vodka, but only an instant to fall in love with it.
All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.
You're never too old to be young.
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.