It can take a lifetime to discover gin, but only an instant to fall in love with it.
gincident
[gin-sa-dent] noun
An event which happened due to one too many gins.
[gin-sa-dent] noun
An event which happened due to one too many gins.
When life gives you lemons - add gin and tonic.
To gin or not to gin - that is the question!
"How would you like your Gin & Tonic?"
"Fast!"
"Fast!"
This party is about to beGin.
Gin is the answer - no matter what the question is.
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6Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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1Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
Charlie: "Oh never again, never again."
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Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
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