The best Quotes from Gilmore Girls

Rory: "Dean, wait!"
Dean: "Why?"
Rory: "Because... because I love you, you idiot!"

Rory Gilmore

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We're like The Gilmore Girls but with bigger boobs.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

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You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 5

Britney Spears

I'd do anything to protect my kids like no one ever protected me. Anything.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Protection

We're like the penguins. We can't fly, but maybe we can learn to swim.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Pinguine

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Parties Positive Quotes

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

Men

Love is a lot of things, Maxine. Safe isn't one of them.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

For a woman, life is a battle. And beauty is a goddamn machine gun.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Beauty

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Skin

It's about the fact that aging is a horrible, inevitable death sentence where your body betrays you slowly 'til you die.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Age

Ginny: "Don't flirt with the students or other parents. And, please, don't hotbox a classroom."
Georgia: "I only did that once."

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

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Singles & Dating

Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Pinky and the Brain

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smartphones

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Thanksgiving Turkeys

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

Ellen Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

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What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.

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Taylor Swift

Ellen: "I quit being a mom. The hours are long, and the pay sucks."
Georgia: "No kidding! Austin still hasn't said a single word to me."
Ellen: "Oh, not mine. Mine talk. They won't shut up."

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It's the worst betrayal since Jordyn and Kylie!

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Love. It's up. It's down. It's easy. It's hard. It's a motherf-...

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Love. Everyone thinks love is so beautiful. Such a fairytale.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Of course I hurt myself. When you don't have a voice, you have to scream somehow.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 8

Hurting Suicide

Cool people don't say they're cool.

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Abby: "I didn't want you to get hurt."
Max: "That's funny. That's what everyone who keeps hurting me keeps saying!"

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Hurting

Halloween is, like, the sexiest holiday. We can't stay in and watch movies like losers.

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Halloween

Halloween is a chance for everybody to one-up themselves.

Ellen Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 5

Halloween

Because you can't choose who you love. Your person is your person, and that is undeniable.

Zion Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Through the lens is how the world makes sense to me.

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Photography

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

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