
Life is too short to learn German.
Richard Porson (britischer klassischer Philologe), 25.12.1759 - 25.09.1808German literacy ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.
LanguagesMark TwainGermany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.
FairytalesJohn Oliver (Last Week Tonight)Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.
BerlinBarack ObamaThe Germans and many others have the gift to make science inaccessible.
ScienceJohann Wolfgang von GoetheThe Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.
WineMark Twain in A Tramp AbroadIn Germany, success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan.
SuccessGerhard Schröder, about Germany dropping out of the EURO 2000Germany... where the national motto is, "let's stick to the present, shall we?"
John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
Mark TwainI don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.
BerlinMark Twain