Quote by Georgia Miller (about Singles & Dating)

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

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You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 5

Britney Spears

I'd do anything to protect my kids like no one ever protected me. Anything.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Protection

We're like the penguins. We can't fly, but maybe we can learn to swim.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Pinguine

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Parties Positive Quotes

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

Men

Love is a lot of things, Maxine. Safe isn't one of them.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

For a woman, life is a battle. And beauty is a goddamn machine gun.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Beauty

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Skin

It's about the fact that aging is a horrible, inevitable death sentence where your body betrays you slowly 'til you die.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Age

Ginny: "Don't flirt with the students or other parents. And, please, don't hotbox a classroom."
Georgia: "I only did that once."

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?

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Pinky and the Brain

Fantasies are for people with 401 ks. You gotta keep your feet on the hard ground and your head outta your ass!

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

In case you haven't noticed: I'm 30 and single with two kids from two different guys. Does that look like the ideal, picture-perfect picket fence to you?

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

You're so responsible. Sometimes I can't believe you cam out of me.

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There are two things you can get from sex with a man: passion or power. But you better make sure you're getting something. Otherwise you're just getting screwed.

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If they can see where your makeup ends and your face begins, you've done it wrong.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Makeup

Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Apples

You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first!

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Bees Honey

We're like The Gilmore Girls but with bigger boobs.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Gilmore Girls

Georgia: "I get it. I have a teenager."
Ellen Baker: "What? No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12?"
Georgia: "15."

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Massachusetts

Ellen: "It's just gonna be lobster and lobster rolls and clam chowder and mussels."
Georgia: "I'm getting that shellfish is a large part of being in Maine."

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Maine

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smartphones

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Thanksgiving Turkeys

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

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Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

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Intelligence Men & Women Singles & Dating

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

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Singles & Dating

What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Taylor Swift

Love. It's up. It's down. It's easy. It's hard. It's a motherf-...

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It's the worst betrayal since Jordyn and Kylie!

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Abby: "I didn't want you to get hurt."
Max: "That's funny. That's what everyone who keeps hurting me keeps saying!"

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Hurting

Ellen: "I quit being a mom. The hours are long, and the pay sucks."
Georgia: "No kidding! Austin still hasn't said a single word to me."
Ellen: "Oh, not mine. Mine talk. They won't shut up."

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Halloween is a chance for everybody to one-up themselves.

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Halloween

Because you can't choose who you love. Your person is your person, and that is undeniable.

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Through the lens is how the world makes sense to me.

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Photography

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

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Hölle

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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