The best Quotes by Georgia Miller

You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 5

Britney Spears

I'd do anything to protect my kids like no one ever protected me. Anything.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Protection

We're like the penguins. We can't fly, but maybe we can learn to swim.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Pinguine

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Parties Positive Quotes

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

Men

Love is a lot of things, Maxine. Safe isn't one of them.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

For a woman, life is a battle. And beauty is a goddamn machine gun.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Beauty

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Skin

It's about the fact that aging is a horrible, inevitable death sentence where your body betrays you slowly 'til you die.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Age

Ginny: "Don't flirt with the students or other parents. And, please, don't hotbox a classroom."
Georgia: "I only did that once."

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Singles & Dating

Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Pinky and the Brain

Fantasies are for people with 401 ks. You gotta keep your feet on the hard ground and your head outta your ass!

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 3

In case you haven't noticed: I'm 30 and single with two kids from two different guys. Does that look like the ideal, picture-perfect picket fence to you?

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

You're so responsible. Sometimes I can't believe you cam out of me.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

There are two things you can get from sex with a man: passion or power. But you better make sure you're getting something. Otherwise you're just getting screwed.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

If they can see where your makeup ends and your face begins, you've done it wrong.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 2

Makeup

Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Apples

You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first!

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Bees Honey

We're like The Gilmore Girls but with bigger boobs.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Gilmore Girls

Georgia: "I get it. I have a teenager."
Ellen Baker: "What? No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12?"
Georgia: "15."

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1

Massachusetts

Ellen: "It's just gonna be lobster and lobster rolls and clam chowder and mussels."
Georgia: "I'm getting that shellfish is a large part of being in Maine."

Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 7

Maine

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Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Smartphones

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Thanksgiving Turkeys

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

Ellen Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 2 Episode 1

What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Taylor Swift

Ellen: "I quit being a mom. The hours are long, and the pay sucks."
Georgia: "No kidding! Austin still hasn't said a single word to me."
Ellen: "Oh, not mine. Mine talk. They won't shut up."

Ellen Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

It's the worst betrayal since Jordyn and Kylie!

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

Marcus Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Hölle

Abby: "I didn't want you to get hurt."
Max: "That's funny. That's what everyone who keeps hurting me keeps saying!"

Maxine Baker in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 10

Hurting

Because you can't choose who you love. Your person is your person, and that is undeniable.

Zion Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Through the lens is how the world makes sense to me.

Zion Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Photography

Love. It's up. It's down. It's easy. It's hard. It's a motherf-...

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Love. Everyone thinks love is so beautiful. Such a fairytale.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 9

Of course I hurt myself. When you don't have a voice, you have to scream somehow.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 8

Hurting Suicide

Cool people don't say they're cool.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 8

The things you really need to fear don't go bump in the night. The things you really need to fear exist in us already. We're the monsters.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 5

Monsters

You can't fall in love if you always have your guard up.

Ginny Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 4

Falling in love

I think I'm gonna cry the rest of the day. Best day ever!

Britney Spears - November 2021

2021

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain in Pinky and the Brain

Funny Insults

Rory: "Dean, wait!"
Dean: "Why?"
Rory: "Because... because I love you, you idiot!"

Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls

We protect the people we love, no matter the cost.

Egwene al'Vere in The Wheel of Time - Season 1

Protection

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

Dave Attell

Pinguine

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Toby Keith

Parties

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Life Optimism Dancing Rain Positive Quotes

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

Cassandra Clare in The Infernal Devices

Lies Men Taking action Talking

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty Appearance

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