The best Quotes by Georgia Miller

You just called Britney Spears retro, so I have to go cryogenically freeze myself.

I'd do anything to protect my kids like no one ever protected me. Anything.

We're like the penguins. We can't fly, but maybe we can learn to swim.

Life won't throw you parties. You gotta make your own!

Men are visual creatures, so give them something to look at.

Love is a lot of things, Maxine. Safe isn't one of them.

For a woman, life is a battle. And beauty is a goddamn machine gun.

If I could skin you and wear your prepubescent face, I would.

It's about the fact that aging is a horrible, inevitable death sentence where your body betrays you slowly 'til you die.

Ginny: "Don't flirt with the students or other parents. And, please, don't hotbox a classroom."
Georgia: "I only did that once."

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Why are you smiling like you're about to tell Pinky the plan is to take over the world?

Fantasies are for people with 401 ks. You gotta keep your feet on the hard ground and your head outta your ass!

In case you haven't noticed: I'm 30 and single with two kids from two different guys. Does that look like the ideal, picture-perfect picket fence to you?

You're so responsible. Sometimes I can't believe you cam out of me.

There are two things you can get from sex with a man: passion or power. But you better make sure you're getting something. Otherwise you're just getting screwed.

If they can see where your makeup ends and your face begins, you've done it wrong.

Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.

You win more flies with honey, but if you get yourself a bee, sting first!

We're like The Gilmore Girls but with bigger boobs.

Georgia: "I get it. I have a teenager."
Ellen Baker: "What? No way. What, did you give birth when you were 12?"
Georgia: "15."

You're gonna like Massachusetts. It's very patriotic - perfect for a fresh start.

Ellen: "It's just gonna be lobster and lobster rolls and clam chowder and mussels."
Georgia: "I'm getting that shellfish is a large part of being in Maine."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Ellen: "Ten minutes, or I'm taking away your phone."
Marcus: "Good. We're wasting our lives chained to these screens for our dopamine hits. Does it actually make us more fulfilled? No."
Max: "If I could have my phone surgically embedded into my hand, I would."

We celebrate a holiday that praises our success at genocide. It's a white celebration of colonization. That's not sadistic enough. We package it up with the image of a happy, smiling turkey. The emblem of the holiday is the animal that we slaughter en masse.

Max: "Welcome back, b*tches!"
Ellen: "Maxine, don't call Nanna and Pappy b*tches."

Georgia: "I'm worried about you, Peach."
Ginny: "Is that why your wrinkles are so pronounced?"

What do you care? You go through men faster than Taylor Swift.

Ellen: "I quit being a mom. The hours are long, and the pay sucks."
Georgia: "No kidding! Austin still hasn't said a single word to me."
Ellen: "Oh, not mine. Mine talk. They won't shut up."

It's the worst betrayal since Jordyn and Kylie!

Max: "Fall in a ditch!"
Marcus: "Well, I already did that."

Abby: "I didn't want you to get hurt."
Max: "That's funny. That's what everyone who keeps hurting me keeps saying!"

Because you can't choose who you love. Your person is your person, and that is undeniable.

Through the lens is how the world makes sense to me.

Love. It's up. It's down. It's easy. It's hard. It's a motherf-...

Love. Everyone thinks love is so beautiful. Such a fairytale.

Of course I hurt myself. When you don't have a voice, you have to scream somehow.

Cool people don't say they're cool.

The things you really need to fear don't go bump in the night. The things you really need to fear exist in us already. We're the monsters.

You can't fall in love if you always have your guard up.

I think I'm gonna cry the rest of the day. Best day ever!

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Rory: "Dean, wait!"
Dean: "Why?"
Rory: "Because... because I love you, you idiot!"

We protect the people we love, no matter the cost.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.

She warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.