What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?George 'Pornstache' Mendez in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 5
Pornstache: "You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?"
Pennsatucky: "Know what?"
Pornstache: "Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?"
Pennsatucky: "My auntie helped my momma..."
Pornstache: "That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a fucking rhetorical question is?"