The best Quotes by George 'Pornstache' Mendez

The best Quotes by George 'Pornstache' Mendez

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?
Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5
P*rnstache: "You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?"
Pennsatucky: "Know what?"
P*rnstache: "Jesus Christ, how the f*ck did you survive infancy?"
Pennsatucky: "My auntie helped my momma..."
P*rnstache: "That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a f*cking rhetorical question is?"
Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5