Quotes by George 'Pornstache' Mendez

George 'Pornstache' Mendez is a character from Orange Is the New Black

Quotes by George 'Pornstache' Mendez

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

George 'Pornstache' Mendez in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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Pornstache: 'You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?'
Pennsatucky: 'Know what?'
Pornstache: 'Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?'
Pennsatucky: 'My auntie helped my momma...'
Pornstache: 'That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a fucking rhetorical question is?'

George 'Pornstache' Mendez in Orange Is the New Black, Season 1 Episode 5
 
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