The best Quotes by George Clooney

The only failure is not to try.

You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk.

Growing old on screen is not for the faint of heart.

The only failure is not to try.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I had a Tesla. I was one of the first cats with a Tesla. But I'm telling you, I've been on the side of the road a while in that thing.

As soon as someone tells me: 'You're rather sexy,' I wish I could disappear. If somebody says: 'You were voted the world's sexiest man,' I have no idea what that means. How do I respond? 'Thank you' is the best you can do. George Clooney is the world's sexiest man, anyway.

Santanico Pandemonium : "Welcome to slavery."
Seth : "No, thanks. I've already had a wife."

Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a f*ck about yours.

When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.

If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.

Everybody be cool. YOU - be cool!

Here is the peace in death I could not give you in life.

Well, your best better get a hell of a lot f*cking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot f*cking worse.

Kate: "Where are you taking us?"
Richie: "Mexico."
Kate: "What's in Mexico?"
Richie: "Mexicans."

Mission Control: "Matt, do you have visual on just what Mission Specialist Shariff is doing up there?"
Matt Kowalski: "He appears to be doing some form of the Macarena, or that would be just a best guess scenario on my part."

I know I'm devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.

Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Ryan Stone: "F*ck!"
Matt Kowalski: "Copy that."

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

How do we prevent making mistakes where we actually only want to help?

All of us, we have forgotten what miracles look like. Maybe because they haven‘t made much of an appearance lately. Our lives have become ordinary but there is someone out there who is truly extraordinary.

Superman: "Slowpoke!"
The Flash: "Oh, it's on."

Not every hero wears a mask. Some heroes save the day in the simplest of ways. By just being there for us, or letting us know we’re believed in.

I grew up in Kentucky, but I did not grow up like that. I didn't have to shoot my dinner or anything.

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn’t have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.

You can't be an a-shole and a losing coach. In Kentucky, baby, winning cures all.

I was a very quiet, shy child. I grew up in a small town, Louisville, Kentucky, and there weren't too many Hawaiian-Filipino girls, so I stuck out like a sore thumb. I didn't look like everyone else and didn't feel I belonged... But these things only build character and make you stronger. It taught me to grow into the woman I was to become.

If you have the power to eat alone in a restaurant, or sit alone in a cinema, then you have the power to do absolutely anything you want in life.

I worship Jürgen Klopp, so yes. He's a leader, he's kind of way beyond James Bond really.

But fame is a strange thing. Some men gain glory after they die, while others fade. What is admired in one generation is abhorred in another.

Anything is possible if you got enough nerve.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

Great companies are built on great products.

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

We think too much and feel too little.

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.