The best Gentleman Quotes

A gentleman will walk, but never run.

You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

Let's end this as gentlemen. After all, manners maketh man.

If you want to know if a gentleman loves you, there is only one true way to be sure. It's in his kiss. It's all there, in his kiss.

A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.

I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own.

Mercer: "What was I like in the other timeline?"
Grayson: "You were a perfect gentleman."
Mercer: "Well, that's boring."

A gentleman's quote is a gentleman's word.

Being a gentleman is a worthy goal.

A seersucker suit is one of the most iconic styles dating from the 1920s and is still a gentleman's best bet when it's hot and sticky.

The final test of a gentleman is his respect for those who can be of no possible service to him.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

A gentleman never talks about his tailor.

Just know that having something to lose is what makes life worth living.

Look, for the last time: We have nothing to protect but our honor. So you can take your cheap horse piss that you call "whiskey" which, by the way, is spelled without an "e" and is nothing compared to a Single Malt Scotch and you can go fk yourself.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson!

Small things can grow into big problems.

Becca: "My heart hurts."
Hank: "Oh, god, baby. Mine, too. Is it boy trouble? Me too. Well, girl trouble. You want to talk about it?"
Becca: "No. I just want to know when it stops hurting."
Hank: "Well, here's the deal, and you're not gonna want to hear this, so it's gonna sound like piss-poor parenting, but if you're lucky, never."

Dear Karen,
if you're reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it. So, good for me. You don't know me very well, but if you get me started, I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this... this is the hardest thing I've ever had to write.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just say it. I met someone. It was an accident. I wasn't looking for it. I wasn't on the make. It was a perfect storm. She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

Now there's this feeling in my gut. She might be the one. She's completely nuts in a way that makes me smile. A great deal of maintenance required. She is you, Karen. That's the good news. The bad is that I don't know how to be with you right now. And that scares the shit out of me. Because if I'm not with you right now, I have this feeling we'll get lost out there. It's a big, bad world full of twists and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment... the moment that could've changed everything.

I don't know what's going on with us and I can't tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me... but, damn, you smell good, like home. And you make excellent coffee. That's got to count for something, right?

Call me.

Unfaithfully yours,
Hank Moody

I don't like the drugs, doc. The drugs like me.

The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun.

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets.

Cities don't change people. People don't even change people. We are who we are.

Hank: "A bl*wjob from you?"
Girl: "Well, something tells me, it's not gonna suck itself, Hank."

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine.

You always get more respect when you don't have a happy ending.

But looking beautiful isn't, I think, as important as feeling beautiful.

The ones we love have the power to inflict the greatest scars. For what thing is more fragile than the human heart?

The brighter a lady shines, the faster she may burn.

Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.

The three biggest fashion mistakes are cheap suits, shoes, and shirts. Spend your money on something good.

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Ed Mercer: "So... it's an anti-banana ray?"
Kelly Grayson: "It's really interesting."
Ed Mercer: "We need no longer fear the banana."
Kelly Grayson: "Does it work on all fruit?"
Ed Mercer: "What about salads?"

The universe is not governed by individual perception. It matters what's true.

Every single one of us is shaped by the totality of our relationships. People we love and people we hate. All make their mark.

The history of moral progress can be measured by the expansion of fundamental rights to those who have been denied them.

There's only one rule in the jungle: when the lion's hungry, he eats!

Coach: "His name is Phuc, but spelled with a "ph", so it sounds like f-ok."
Phuc: "Please!"
Coach: "Alright, Phuc, calm the f-ook down."

One original thought is worth 1000 meaningless quotes.

Don't ever do that again. It's very off-putting when you quote smart dead guys back at me. That's my thing.

Elves are like trees, grounded and focused from the trunk down but graceful and agile on top.

It takes obstacles to learn, grow, be better.

Cold weather probably played a bigger role in bringing back the hat, but sadly, the hat common to New Jersey guidos, South Carolina rednecks, Idaho potato farmers and Los Angeles gang bangers is the ubiquitous 'tractor hat,' which is derived from the cheap baseball style cap with the adjustable plastic tab.

There is something urbane, stylish, and worldly about owning a cocktail shaker.

Never was an age more sentimental, more devoid of real feeling, more exaggerated in false feeling, than our own.

Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habitats, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work: there is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.

Those who decide to use leisure as a means of mental development, who love good music, good books, good pictures, good plays, good company, good conversation - what are they? They are the happiest people in the world.

One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute.