The best Quotes by General Naird

Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas. You end up paying for it on the back end.

His words: "Boots on the moon in 2024." Actually he said "Boobs on the moon", but we believe that to be a typo.

Gender roles… offensive and out of date. Like you.

Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?

I'm going to reabsorb your budget like the world's most useful tampon.

General Naird: "It was a very successful mission ordered by POTUS himself which proved assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space."
Dr. Mallory: "Which was never in doubt."

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.