The best Quotes by General Grabaston

I'm going to reabsorb your budget like the world's most useful tampon.

Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas. You end up paying for it on the back end.

General Naird: "It was a very successful mission ordered by POTUS himself which proved assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space."
Dr. Mallory: "Which was never in doubt."

His words: "Boots on the moon in 2024." Actually he said "Boobs on the moon", but we believe that to be a typo.

Gender roles… offensive and out of date. Like you.

Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"