The best Quotes by Gene Belcher

The best Quotes by Gene Belcher

Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "There's a line between entertaining and annoying."
Gene: "No! That's a myth."
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

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Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2
I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7
Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3
Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10
Kissing is like a fight with lips.
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6
Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.
Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Bob: "He looks like a child molester. Louise, don't serve him. Let Gene bring it."
Gene: "Why do I have to get molested?"
Bob: "Because he's not gonna molest you."
Gene: "Why?"
Bob: "You're heavy."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Tina: "My crotch is itchy."
Bob: "Okay. Are you telling me as my daughter or as my grill cook? Because my grill cook would never tell me that."
Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
Health Inspector: "Is this your parents' place?"
Louise: "Yes, they're down in the bas*ment grinding the meat right now. That's not a euphemism. They're actually grinding the meat."
Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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