I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist.Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness
There's a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.Gena Showalter in Oh My Goth
"Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."
Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked.
"Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?"
I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.Gena Showalter in Alice in Zombieland
Giving up is the only sure way to fail.Giving UpGena Showalter
You keep running and one day when you stop running you're going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you.Gena Showalter
Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.Gena Showalter, Catch a Mate
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.Gena Showalter, The Queen of Zombie Hearts
There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.Gena Showalter in Oh My Goth
People are the most difficult thing in the world to change.Gena Showalter in Oh My Goth
I'm not a bad person. I haven't killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don't kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?Gena Showalter in Oh My Goth
Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.Gena Showalter in The Darkest Kiss
But we all must be true to our own nature. Acting as anyone other than yourself merely brings you pain and makes you appear ashamed of who and what you are. Others will feed off that shame, and soon it will be all that you are.Gena Showalter in The Darkest Kiss