Quotes and Jokes about Gen Z / Zoomer

A friendly guide about wether I'll be watching your Instagram stories:
______ ______ ______ (maybe)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hell no!)

I'm going to tell my Gen Z friend a joke about Social Security. But he probably won't get it.

Gen Z's most stressful activity is searching for the right meme/GIF to send in their group chat before somebody else says something and the subject changes.

What does a Gen Z say, when asked to write a letter?
"Sorry, max I can do is 240 letters."

Which generation is the best and why is it Gen Z?

Coronavirus is all Gen Z's fault. They wanted everything to go viral, now look what's happened.

How do you ground a Gen Z? Make them go outside and socialize.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

2000 was 20 years ago... which is really weird because 1980 was also 20 years ago.

Why don't cannibals like to eat Millennials?
They're too salty.

My generation is the generation that experienced school shootings beginning when I was in high school, the generation that fought in the post-9/11 wars, the first generation to have to deal with the reality of climate change, and the first generation not to be better off than our parents materially — if nothing changes.

Which generation is the best and why is it Gen Y?

I don't typically hop into the generation wars, because I've got a Gen X birth certificate and a boomer body.

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

Gen X is a weird existence in this current environment. I mean, our parents let us come home to empty houses and expected us to entertain ourselves. We did.

Boomer: "Millennials are a bunch of snowflakes."
Millennial: "Ok, Boomer."
Gen X: "[rips bong] Has anyone seen my Pearl Jam CD?"

I love the fact that adults are buying plushies, Lego build sets, Hello Kitty crafts, painting their room all kinds of colors and putting fairy lights everywhere. I love seeing all of us put our money in stuff we wanted as kids and seeing it come to fruition.

One day, Generation X will be the old people. We'll let the kids do whatever they want: clean up the environment, switch to the metric system, legalize pot, and make their own kombucha - and never once ask them to fix our computers. Just have fun and don't get hurt!

I love being Gen X, watching Boomers and Millennials go at it.

Just remember, for every Boomer that hates a Millennial, there's a Generation (X) in between that hates you both.

Which generation is the best and why is it Gen X?

I never feel more Boomer than I do when I'm trying to find what category a specific emoji belongs to.

I'll never accept a Baby Boomer saying mean things about my tattoos.
"Why did you ruin your body with those?"
"I don't know, Nancy, why did you ruin Earth?"

Boomer: "Why aren't these Millennials getting married? I married my sweetheart as soon as we left high school."
Also boomer: "I hate my wife."

If I had a dollar for every time a boomer insulted me...
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Why do Baby Boomers always pay with a Visa?
Because they hate change.

How do boomers change a lightbulb?
They don't, they just keep talking about how great the old one was.

What's a boomer's favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?
"Take what you can, give nothing back."

Looking forward to ruining Thanksgiving this year by saying "Okay, Boomer" after the family prayer.

The baby boomers are the most spoiled, most self-centered, most narcissistic generation the country's ever produced.

Why do boomers type in all caps?
BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS.

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?
They're afraid of change.

What's a Baby Boomer's favorite toy?
A Boomerang.

I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots.

Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.

I suppose people of our generation aren't able to die for good causes any longer. We had all that done for us, in the thirties and the forties, when we were still kids. There aren't any good, brave causes left.

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Although we barely spoke to each other in person, we'd message each other all night on MSN, which was like an ancient forfather to WhatsApp, that allowed even sociopaths to find a mate.

If you've been sexually harassed or assaulted write "me too" as a reply to this tweet.