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Velma Dinkley: "Maybe this can lead us to Scooby and Shaggy: Trace amounts of mustache oil, twelve year-old scotch...-"
Daphne Blake: "Ugh! Is the bad guy my dad?"

Daphne Blake in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

Shaggy: "Look around, man! The clean, modern aesthetic, the cool blue color palette. We're in..."
Scooby-Doo: "...IKEA!"

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

IKEA

In a world destroyed by evil, discover the epic origin story of the greatest team of heros in the history of mystery.

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo - SCOOBY!

I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo

Friends don't quit.

Shaggy in Scooby-Doo

Shaggy: "Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat."
Scooby Doo: "It's plastic."
Shaggy: "What do you care? You drink out of the toilet."
Scooby Doo: "So do you."

Scooby-Doo in Scooby-Doo

Mary Jane: "I'm Mary Jane."
Shaggy: "Like that is my favorite name."

Shaggy in Scooby-Doo

Hey, you guys, look, I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags. But it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

Shaggy in Scooby-Doo

Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Sleeping

Shego: "You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius."
Dr. Drakken: "Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."

Dr. Drakken in Kim Possible

Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown Bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.

Kim Possible in Kim Possible

Sidekicks need to know their place… right?

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."

Kim Possible

Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?

Dr. Drakken in Kim Possible

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

Ron Stoppable in Kim Possible

Laziness

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Shego in Kim Possible

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy

Paris

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

Peter: "How can I be a DJ? I'm just a guy with a laptop and an inflated self-image."
Quagmire: "Trust me, you're perfect!"

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 12

How come you Eastern European guys can't be quiter in p*rnos? I mean, nobody has ever been like, 'yeah, yeah, more guy noises!'

Glenn Quagmire in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10

Kidnapper: "You guys watch the main cabin, I will find them. I'll take that fat guy as a human shield."
Peter: "Oh, nice, last guy picked for dodgeball, first guy for human shield."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10

Fat People

'Okay, nobody move!"
Cleveland: "Oh my god, those guys in first class have guns."
Peter: "Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 15 Episode 10

Peter: "Well, I got the results of your ultrasound and I got some news for ya."
Pregnant Woman: "Wait, wait, wait, we don't wanna if it's a boy or a girl."
Peter: "Oh, okay. Well, IT's not breathing."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 14 Episode 2

Lois: "You're drunk again!"
Peter: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 20

Bob: "Hey, no nagging my customers!"
Linda: "Don't you yell at my mother!"
Bob: "What's that, Nagatha Christie?"

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 2

I don't appreciate your lack of sarcasm.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Episode 7

Sarcasm

Turns out dad's been putting murdered cows in our hamburgers.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 3

Cows

Sorry, I'm saving my spit and blood for my honeymoon.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 10

Kissing is like a fight with lips.

Louise Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 6

Kissing

Listen, you're my children and I love you, but you're all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I'd fire all of you if I could.

Bob Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

We'll test your meat. If it contains human flesh, anything above the four percent allowable by the FDA, then your restaurant will be closed.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Bob: "I can't even satisfy you with my kisses. Sorry, kids."
Gene: "No problem. Thanks for the info."

Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Episode 1

Why are there so many Latina's in Illinois?
Because that's where the Chica go.

Chicago Illinois

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Illinois - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Illinois

As you go through the grind and the distraction of a career, it's easy to lose sight of your dreams.

Paul Walker

Dreaming Career

You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.

Ralph Kiner

Chicago

"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's mid January."

January 2024

"Oh man, what a year it was!"
"Dude, it's the middle of February."

February

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski

Failures & Mistakes

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