The best Quotes by Garth Brooks

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.

Here in Oklahoma, there's not a whole lot to do. So, a lot of your focus and attention is on basketball, which is a blessing in disguise. And this is where I wanted to end up, so I'm very happy I'm here.

Sheldon: "Texas, Oklahoma... what's the difference?"
Meemaw: "Hey, now, I think you might want to crack open your psychology textbook 'cause that there is crazy talk."

Do you know why Oklahoma's state slogan is "Oklahoma is OK"?
Because they can't spell "mediocre".

"Why did Oklahoma raise the minimum drinking age to 25?"
"They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!"

Governor is not the position to have in Oklahoma. It is the head coach of Oklahoma or Oklahoma State or Tulsa.

Something called 'the Oklahoma Standard' became known throughout the world. It means resilience in the face of adversity. It means a strength and compassion that will not be defeated.

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Oklahoma - and that's pretty much the same thing.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.

Making money isn't hard in itself. What's hard is to earn it doing something worth devoting one's life to.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

I don't care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing.

If you were born poor, it's not your mistake.
But if you die poor, it's your mistake.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have, that money cannot buy.

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.