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While it's not very Minnesotan to brag, I've got to brag on our state a little here: We were just ranked #1 in the country for health care.

Tim Walz - July 2024

Minnesota

I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.

Terry Gilliam

Minnesota

Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 4 Episode 11

Canada Minnesota

Minnesota, I love you snow much!

Minnesota

Minnesota Forecast. Today: Sun. Tomorrow: Snow. Next Day: Tornado, probably.

Minnesota

Minnesota girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Minnesota

Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Minnesota, we call it Tuesday.

Minnesota

Another way of enjoying Minnesota is to move to Wisconsin.

Wisconsin Minnesota

Minnesota: the only place where I get excited over a lake.

Minnesota

Well, I just looked in the mirror
And things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota

Soundgarden - Outshined, Album: Badmotorfinger

Minnesota

I'm from Minnesota, where there's plenty hot-dogs for everyone. Perhaps even too many...

Marshall Eriksen in How I Met Your Mother - Season 9 Episode 2

Minnesota

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Minnesota - and that's pretty much the same thing.

Minnesota

The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.

Kate DiCamillo in The Tale of Despereaux

Book Dedications & Preambles

Reading is a hobby, but for some of us, it's an escape from the difficulties we face. To all of you who escape into books, I want to thank you for escaping into this one.

Colleen Hoover in Reminders of Him

Reading Book Dedications & Preambles

To Michelle - my love and life's partner and Malia and Sasha - whose dazzling light makes everything brighter.

Barack Obama - A Promised Land

Michelle Obama Book Dedications & Preambles

To my husband, David Yoon, who showed me my heart.
And to my smart, beautiful daughter Penny, who made it bigger.

Nicola Yoon in Everything, Everything

Book Dedications & Preambles

To the First Mother who Brings up a Happy Child.

John Watson - Psychological Care Of The Infant And Child

Book Dedications & Preambles

To Mom,
Who took me to the library.

Sean Carroll in The Particle at the End of the Universe

Reading Book Dedications & Preambles

To caffeine and sugar, my companions through many a long night of writing.

Robin Hobb in Ship of Magic

Book Dedications & Preambles Coffee

The FBI is now the prime functionary of the Deep State. The politicized leadership at the very top has turned it into a tool of surveillance and suppression of American citizens.

Kash Patel in Government Gangsters

FBI

Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.

Kobe Bryant in Training Camp

Humans had always been better at killing than any other living thing.

Dmitry Glukhovsky in Metro - 2033

Murder

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