The best Quotes by Garrison Keillor

The best Quotes by Garrison Keillor

Gary Edward "Garrison" Keillor (born August 7, 1942) is an American author, singer, humorist, voice actor, and radio personality. He created the Minnesota Public Radio (MPR) show A Prairie Home Companion (called Garrison Keillor's Radio Show in some international syndication), which he hosted from 1974 to 2016.

To all the English teachers, especially the great ones.
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I was born in 1940 in Minnesota and grew up in the country... dirt roads, swamps, lakes, woods.
Ted: "It's freezing out there. Where's your coat?"
Robin: "Ted, I'm Canadian. I don't need a coat. This kind of weather is nothing for me."
Marshall: "Yeah. This is like a spring day back in Minnesota."
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Minnesota, I love you snow much!
Minnesota Forecast. Today: Sun. Tomorrow: Snow. Next Day: Tornado, probably.
Minnesota girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.
Most places would call it a crippling snowstorm. In Minnesota, we call it Tuesday.
Another way of enjoying Minnesota is to move to Wisconsin.
Minnesota: the only place where I get excited over a lake.
Well, I just looked in the mirror
And things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And feeling Minnesota
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I'm from Minnesota, where there's plenty hot-dogs for everyone. Perhaps even too many...
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They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Minnesota - and that's pretty much the same thing.
The world is dark, and light is precious.
Come closer, dear reader.
You must trust me.
I am telling you a story.
Reading is a hobby, but for some of us, it's an escape from the difficulties we face. To all of you who escape into books, I want to thank you for escaping into this one.
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To Michelle - my love and life's partner and Malia and Sasha - whose dazzling light makes everything brighter.
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To my husband, David Yoon, who showed me my heart.
And to my smart, beautiful daughter Penny, who made it bigger.
To the First Mother who Brings up a Happy Child.
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To Mom,
Who took me to the library.
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To caffeine and sugar, my companions through many a long night of writing.
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Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.
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Humans had always been better at killing than any other living thing.
"And what if there's nothing in there?"
"You die and there's nothing beyond that. Nothing. Nothing remains. Someone might remember you for a little while after but not for long."

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