The best Quotes from Garden State

It's like you're homesick for a place that doesn't even exist.

Sam: "We need each other. I haven't even lied in like, the past two days."
Andrew Largeman: "Is that true?"
Sam: "No."

Maybe that's all family really is: a group of people that miss the same imaginary place.

I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

That's life. If nothing else, It's life. It's real, and sometimes it f*ckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have.

My peoples, are you with me? Where you at?
In the front, in the back, Killa Beez on attack
My peoples, are you with me? Where you at?
Smokin' meth, hittin' cats on the block with the gats

You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am, here I am, the Method Man

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck
Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man

Watch these rap n*ggas get all up in your guts
French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Even caramel sundaes is getting touched
And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up

I know I'm not worthy of you. But I just can't help loving you. It's like wanting to touch a star - you know you'll never reach it, but you just gotta keep trying.

Sometimes we need to be apart to understand just how much we truly love each other.

The world will break your heart ten ways to Sunday. That's guaranteed.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found home here.

I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please! I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.

Not all lies are bad, just as the truth is not always good.

Lies are comforting. Truth is painful.

You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you.

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you.
Not even close,
not even a little bit,
not even at all!

My son Jack once said to me, "Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?"
I said, "I don't care as long as they're laughing."

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

He who can make people laugh has to be taken seriously; all people with power know that.

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Sometimes you must hurt in order to know, fall in order to grow, lose in order to gain. Because life's greatest lessons are learned through pain.

Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end.

What really counts are good endings, not flawed beginnings.

There's no death for those who don't fear it.

Death is so close, always, a breath away, so perhaps it was wise to introduce children to that concept at an early age.

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.