All the best brothels burned down. The master of coin is willing to found reconstruction.0
Bronn: 'The master of coin looks forward to helping the master of ships. But first he has to ensure we're no wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin.'
Davos: 'Any more.'
Bronn: 'You're master of grammar now too?'
There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it, no enemy can defeat it.Stories0
We represent all the great houses, but whoever we chose, they won't just rule over lords and ladies. Maybe the decision about what's best for everyone should be left at... everyone.0
Love is more powerful than reason.Love0
Varys: 'He's a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need.'
Tyrion: 'Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree.'
Tyrion: 'You broke my nose.'
Bronn: 'I did not break your nose.'
Tyrion: 'How do you know?'
Bronn: ''Cause I've been breaking noses since I was your size and I know what it sounds like.'
Tyrion: 'May I speak?'
Bronn: 'Why not, only death will shut you up.'
Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king.War0
Our fellow men and women who set aside their differences to fight together and die together, so that others might live. Everyone in this world owns them a debt that can never be repaid. It is our duty and our honor to keep them alive in memory to those who come after us and those who come after them, for as long as men draw breath.0
Have you considered the best ruler might be the one who doesn't want to rule?Power0
It's the most heroic thing we can do now. Look the truth in the face.Truth0
Tyrion: 'Maybe we should have stayed married.'
Sansa: 'You were the best of them.'
Tyrion: 'Terrifying thought.'
Sam: 'You need me out there.'
Edd: 'Well, if that's what it's come to, we really are fucked.'
Sam: 'Calling you 'fucked' wouldn't be strictly accurate.'
Varys: 'The Karstarks.'
Tyrion: 'One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway.'
Davos: 'Can't argue with that.'
Tyrion: 'You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off.'
Varys: 'You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?'
Tyrion: 'Because I have balls, and you don't.'
You waste time trying to get people to love you, you'll end up the most popular dead man in town.Popularity0
Bronn: 'They have their eyes on you, cunt.'
Jaime: 'Not my type.'
Bronn: 'Not blonde enough?'
Problem is, if you fight with an edged blade, I'll have to. And if I fight with an edged blade, I'll have no one left to pay me.0
Tyrion: 'The Eyrie. They say it's impregnatable.'
Bronn: 'Give me ten good men and some climbing spikes - I'll impregnate the bitch.'
Jaime: "You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister Army."
Bronn: "That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied Army."
Yes, all Lannisters are lions. And when a Tyrell farts, it smells like a rose.0
Brienne: 'She's alive... Arya.'
Sandor Clegane: 'Where?'
Sandor Clegane: 'Who's protecting her if you're here?'
Brienne: 'The only one that needs protection, is the one that gets in her way.'
Tyrion: 'Did you read it?'
Varys: 'It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!'
Tyrion: 'What's it say?'
Varys: 'Nothing good.'
Listen to me, cunt. 'til I get what I'm owed, a dragon doesn't get to kill you. You don't get to kill you. Only I get to kill you.0
Big men fall just as quick as little ones, if you put a sword through their hearts.Power, Swords0
You are mother to four of my neices, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again and you won't.0
Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?Laughing & Smile, Money, Women0
Varys: 'You have compassion.'
Tyrion: 'Compassion, yes. I killed my lover with my bare hands, I shot my own father with a crossbow.'
Varys: 'I never said you were perfect.'
The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands.0
Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.0
It is rare to meet a Lannister who shares my enthusiasm for dead Lannisters.0
The powerful have always preyed on the powerless, that's how they became powerful in the first place.Power0
Leave one wolf alive, and the sheep are never safe.0
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I’ll assume it was something clever.0
I’ve known a great many clever men. I’ve outlived them all. Do you know why? I ignored them.Men0
If we don't put aside our enmities and band together, we will die. And then it doesn't matter whose skeleton sits on the Iron Throne.0
A man with no motive is a man no one suspects. Always keep your foes confused. If they don't know who you are, or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next.0
Joffrey: 'If I tell the Hound to cut you in half, he'll do it without a second thought.'
Tyrion: 'That would make me the quarter-man. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.'
I think mothers and fathers made up the gods because they wanted their children to sleep through the night.Faith0
Tyrion: 'A wise man once said a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms.'
Missandei: 'Who said this?'
Tyrion: 'Me, just now.'
A good heart? I've noticed you staring at her good heart.0
Bronn: 'I'm sorry it has to be this way.'
Tyrion: 'Why are you sorry? Because you're an evil bastard with no conscience and no heart? That's what I liked about you in the first place.'
If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.0
If anything goes wrong, kill the silver-haired bitch first, then our brother, then the bastard who calls himself king. The rest of them you can kill in any order you see fit.0
The wolf rushes into the lion's jaws. So be it.0
When people ask you what happened here, tell them the north remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey.0
I loved your mother more than you could ever know. Given the opportunity, what do we do to those who've hurt the ones we love? In a better world, one where love could overcome strength and duty, you might have been my child. But we don't live in that world.0
Brienne: 'Meet me in the eye and tell me she'll be safe in King's Landing.'
Jaime: 'Are you sure we're not related? Ever since I returned, every Lannister I've seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you're a Lannister too. You got the hair for it, not the looks.'