Quotes and Sayings about Gambling

The world is the board, Heiress. We just have to keep rolling the dice.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Final Gambit

When the odds are bad, you change the rules.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Naturals - Killer Instinct

I found that any game can be made interesting if you put some money on it.

Geoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.

Flip Wilson

Risk

No. Well, yes - experience.

Michael Schumacher - September 2003, after being asked, whether he won in Las Vegas

Las Vegas

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

Wilson Mizner

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.

Hunter S. Thompson

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Mitch Hedberg

Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose.

Jennifer Aniston

Part of it went on gambling, and part of it went on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

George Raft

Funny Quotes

I used to gamble when I was young. I'm wiser now.

Sharron Angle

It doesn't matter if you win or loose, it's whether or not you beat the spread.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 5

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 5 Episode 3

Singles & Dating

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

Michael Jordan

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.
I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

John Lennon

Happiness

That's the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f*cking life.

Chuck Palahniuk

Happiness Revenge

The happiest people don't worry too much about whether life is fair ot not, they just get on with it.

Andrew Matthews

Life Happiness

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh in Gift from the Sea

Happiness

It was right then that I started thinking about Thomas Jefferson, the Declaration of Independence and the part about our right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. And I remember thinking: How did he know to put the pursuit part in there? That maybe happiness is something that we can only pursue. And maybe we can actually never have it, no matter what. How did he know that?

Chris Gardner in The Pursuit of Happyness

Thomas Jefferson Declaration of Independence Happiness Freedom

"But don't you think," I persist, "that it's better to be extremely happy for a short while, even if you lose it, than to be just okay for your whole life?"

Audrey Niffenegger in The Time Traveler’s Wife

Happiness Time

Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.

Dalai Lama

Happiness

Every time I say 'no' to a small temptation, I strengthen my will to say 'no' to a greater one.

Mother Angelica

Addiction Temptation

Addiction is a really hard thing to kick.

Nikki Sixx

Addiction

Addiction is a hugely complex and destructive disease, and its impact can be simply devastating. All too often, lives and families can be shattered by it.

Kate Middleton

Addiction

I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big blue eyes at me, it's the most amazing feeling I could ever feel.

A. J. McLean

Fathers Addiction Father & Daughter

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Carl Jung

Addiction

You are:
My sugar rush
My cocaine bliss
My illegal high
My perfect kiss
You're an addiction that I always fail to resist.

Addiction

It's easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.

Leonardo Da Vinci

Addiction Falling in love

There are no coincidences, Delia... only the illusion of coincidence.

V in V for Vendetta

Chance & Randomness

'Destiny, chance, fate, fortune -they're all just ways of claiming your success without claiming your failures.'
- Gerrard of the Weatherlight

Magic: The Gathering () - Pendrell Drake

Happiness Failures & Mistakes Fate & Destiny Chance & Randomness

Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

Albert Einstein

Chance & Randomness

In poker, you want to play the weaker guys. In chess, it's the opposite.

Hikaru Nakamura

Chess Poker

Let the seat back, I'm leanin' all in the Rover
Make a lot of chips, life is a game of poker

Damian Lillard - Money Ball, Album: BIG D.O.L.L.A.

Poker

"You should have played online poker."
"I don't know how to play. I would have ended up losing my grandma's house."

Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1

Poker

It's not the bad memories that tear a person apart. It's the good ones.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Naturals - Killer Instinct

Memories

The trick to being abandoned was to never let yourself long for anyone who left.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Hawthorne Legacy

Missing Someone

Most people built walls to protect themselves. Dean did it to protect everyone else.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Naturals - Killer Instinct

Phillip Banks: "Geoffrey, bring me my tools."
Geoffrey: "Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?"

Geoffrey Butler in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Carlton: "Within an hour, I'll have a gorgeous date and a great Halloween costume."
Will: "You better buy the mask first!"

Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Season 1 Episode 8

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

Flip Wilson

Well you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him!

Dory in Finding Nemo

Life Risk Safety

In the end, racing is about leaving work first.

Michael Schumacher

Racing After Work

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Las Vegas

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

Fran Lebowitz

Love

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

Wilson Mizner

Quotes to think about Hearing & Listening

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Hunter S. Thompson

Alcohol Drugs Craziness & Weirdness

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

Mitch Hedberg

Tennis

True love brings up everything - you're allowing a mirror to be held up to you daily.

Jennifer Aniston

Love Mirrors

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