The best Quotes by Galina 'Red' Reznikov

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."

I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not d*ldos.