Quotes by Galina 'Red' Reznikov

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.

Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."

I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos.