Quotes by Gabrielle Solis

Gabrielle Solis is a character from Desperate Housewives

Quotes by Gabrielle Solis

Gabrielle Solis: 'I never bragged.'
Lynette Scavo: 'You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'.'

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives
 
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If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 6 Episode 4
 
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Sister Mary: 'Money can't buy happiness.'
Gabrielle: 'Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting.'

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives
 
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Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 1
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Bree: 'Well, the key is to not let them know what you're doing. This requires observation, cunning and manipulation.'
Gabrielle: 'Isn't it just easier to shut down your hoo-ha until he gives in?'

Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 5 Episode 23
 
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It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.

SexGabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 1
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