Gabrielle Solis: "I never bragged."
Lynette Scavo: "You once called your face 'proof of God's existence'."
If you lay one finger on Ana, Carlos will knock every tooth out of your mouth, which will make you pretty darn popular in prison!PrisonsGabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 6 Episode 4
Sister Mary: "Money can't buy happiness."
Gabrielle: "Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting."
Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!CleaningGabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 1
Bree: "Well, the key is to not let them know what you're doing. This requires observation, cunning and manipulation."
Gabrielle: "Isn't it just easier to shut down your hoo-ha until he gives in?"
It's like my grandmother always said: An erect penis doesn't have a conscience.Sex, PenissesGabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 1