You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.
Bender in Futurama, Season 3 Episode 17Bite my shiny metal a-ss!
Bender in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 1That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.
Philip J. Fry in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 7Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."
Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.
Bender in FuturamaWhy can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?
Bender in FuturamaThey're like sex, except I'm having them.
Philip J. Fry in FuturamaGood news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.
Professor Farnsworth in FuturamaValentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.
Philip J. Fry in FuturamaI took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
Dr. Zoidberg in FuturamaGimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!
Bender in FuturamaThere will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
Professor Farnsworth in FuturamaI hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.
Bender in FuturamaI'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.
Bender in Futurama