Quotes from Futurama

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Quotes from Futurama

Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum."

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
 
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Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.

Bender in Futurama
 
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Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?

Bender in Futurama
 
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They're like sex, except I'm having them.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
 
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Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama
 
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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama
 
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Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!

Bender in Futurama
 
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You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.

Bender in Futurama, Season 3 Episode 17
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That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.

Philip J. Fry in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 7
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There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.

Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
 
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I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.

Bender in Futurama
 
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I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.

Bender in Futurama
 
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