You've succeeded in showing me life is worth living, by showing me how bad my funeral will suck.Bender in Futurama, Season 3 Episode 17
Bite my shiny metal a-ss!Bender in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 1
That's the saltiest thing I've ever eaten… and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt.Philip J. Fry in Futurama, Season 1 Episode 7
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh, what's it called now?"
Dwight: "I heard beer makes you stupid."
Fry: "No I'm… doesn't!"
This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me.Bender in Futurama
Why can't she just drink herself happy like a normal person?Bender in Futurama
They're like sex, except I'm having them.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love.Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap - I forgot to get a girlfriend again.Philip J. Fry in Futurama
I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.Dr. Zoidberg in Futurama
Gimme your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink!Bender in Futurama
There will be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.Professor Farnsworth in Futurama
I hope he didn't die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.Bender in Futurama
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everybody else was dead.Bender in Futurama